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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7959 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Farms Harvested: | 591 |
Back in 2015, our son Alex was causing chaos left and right until we brought in Mike, the magical babysitter who turned Alex into a model student in just two weeks. Camp directors thought Alex was on medication because he was suddenly so well-behaved.
Fast forward 10 years, and Mike is still with us, watching over our kids and working a full-time job. He’s practically family at this point, and he’s not afraid to have a little fun with the kids.
So if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mike’s skateboarding videos, join us now! Just don’t be surprised if your kids come back from a gaming session with a newfound love for cardboard box crashes. Trust us, it’s all in good fun!