Smaller Portions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Moon’s Late Water Delivery

Water Delivery, planetary formation, smaller portions, planet, celestial bodies

so, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!

imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!

join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!

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Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

mindful portioning, healthy portions, weight loss, dieting, healthy lifestyle

Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.

We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.

It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.

Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.

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Corner Minecraft SMP Altseason Just Around Is The

Altseason Index, Investment, cz, ASI score, market performance

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us as we embark on a wild altcoin season adventure, where the only currency that matters is the “Alt” key! Our Altseason Index is currently at a whopping 88, which means it’s the perfect time to join and start investing in some virtual altcoins.

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and crazy events happening every day on our server. From mysterious altcoin heists to epic altcoin battles, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have altcoins, am I right?

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Crafty Wincest – Minecraft Server

Previous thread, Server, Wincest, general, greentext

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all kinds of family bonding – even if it’s a little too close for comfort! Join us on Wincest – IncestShare for a truly unique gaming experience filled with awkward family reunions and questionable genealogy.

Need advice on how to navigate those tricky family dynamics? Look no further, our chat is filled with experts in all things incestuous. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against anything too creepy – no pedo or rape allowed!

So come on in, grab your cousin and get ready for some greentext-worthy adventures on Wincest – IncestShare. Previous players have raved about the unforgettable family moments they’ve had here – don’t miss out on the fun!

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TV Dressing Room Minecraft SMP

funny moment, wardrobe choice, smp, burst out laughing, Entertainment

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic fashion shows in the virtual world! Our players are known for their outrageous dressing gown ensembles that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs armor when you can rock a cozy robe while battling creepers?

One time, a player decided to host a TV marathon event in-game, complete with virtual popcorn and soda. But things took a hilarious turn when another player showed up wearing a dressing gown and slippers, thinking it was a pajama party. The sight of them watching TV together in their comfy attire had everyone in stitches!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious, come join us! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world of laughter and fun.

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Watch for Finns Minecraft Server

sauna-friendly watch, #Finns, Finnish design, waterproof watch, technology watch

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only time you need to worry about is how long you’ve been playing! Forget about Casio watches, we’ve got watches specially made for Finns to wear in saunas while they mine for diamonds. Our sauna watch collection is so hot, it’ll make your character sweat just looking at it.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining in a sauna while wearing a watch that can withstand the heat of a thousand suns. Who needs regular watches when you can have a sauna watch that tells you the time in Finnish sauna language?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate sauna mining adventure. Just be sure to bring your own towel and plenty of sunscreen because things are about to get steamy!

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Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

Thriller, relationships, undercover, smp, popular manga

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the land is ruled by a group of mischievous llamas who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the server.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic chicken dance battles. And rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chicken kings, and disco parties that will have you saying “I still like Loid, I still like Yor, I still like Anya” in no time!

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🎀BareCraft🎀 Minecraft server

Factions, Prison, Donations, Exploration, Friends

The owner of the “BareCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2Cherrymine2.mc-shock.com

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/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

Karaoke, Originals, Promise Mini series, One Step at a Time, CARBONATED LOVE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Isolated Nephilim tribe and battle it out in epic PvP battles! We have exclusive merch like the Promise Mini series and the Jet tag for all our dedicated players. Need a break from the action? Relax with our SmolRyS plushie rerun and clear folder collection. Plus, don’t miss out on our outrageous 2024 Valentines merch and 2.0 Plushie extravaganza. Join now for a chance to win a voicepack from our very own IRyS herself! And if that’s not enough, check out our original songs like “Carbonated Love” and “Gravity” for a musical experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

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Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

huge dildo, sex toy, sex toy satisfaction, sex toy investment, Pleasure

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

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