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“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	2746
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	889765
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	9855	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Buildings Constructed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	5889
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!