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Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	271
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2787	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ores Mined:	9727	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6605	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2108	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mines Excavated:	4372
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!