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Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

adorable, Animals, Behavior, Chiikawa, Chiis, Creatures, Curious, cute, Dogs, doing.., Fluffy, investigation, Kawaii, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, puzzled, Questioning, Server, Small, social media, viral, why

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Votes:	8446
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

silly hub

Access, changes, commands, Community, Compatible, cracked server, Discord, Economy, funny, java edition, offline mode, Polls, Sethome, Small, Survival, Teams, Tpa, Version 1.21.1, Vote Rewards

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Silly Hub is an offline mode (aka cracked) Minecraft Economy Survival server with teams. It has a small community, and you’ll have access to commands like TPA and sethome. There are also vote rewards! All changes on the server are decided on by polls taken via the server’s official Discord. Silly Hub is for Java Edition only and runs on version 1.21.1, though it’s compatible with most versions.

play.sillyhub.net:25605

Floofy Titties Minecraft SMP: S/Fur Bread Ride

Adventure, Animals, animation, Bread, bread ride, Characters, Colorful, cute, Entertainment, FANTASY, floofy, Fluffy, Furry, mares, Minecraft, muh floof, Popular, Ride, s/fur, SFur, Small, smp, Tails, titties, tv shows

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is having a fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails! Why? Because muh floof, that’s why! We don’t discriminate against any type of floof, whether it’s from a fluffy bunny or a majestic lion.

But wait, there’s more! We have small colorful mares from popular TV shows running around the server, adding an extra level of chaos and excitement. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a My Little Pony while building their dream castle?

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with fur bread rides, floofy titties, and colorful mares. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the absurd, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Border 512×512

512×512, Adventure, Border 512×512, BUILD, Community, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, LIMITED, Minecraft, Mini, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, server ip, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome, world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

173.248.49.127:14000

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

big impact, butterfly effect, changing, consequential choices, decision, drastically, ENDED, impactful choices, Life, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, LifeChangingSMP, major impact, minor decisions, pivotal decisions, pivotal moments, seemingly, significant choices, significant impact, Small, small choices, small decision, transformative decisions, turning points, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen consequences, whats

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Nostalgia SMP

admins, brand new, Community, dedicated players, Development, Discord, Events, Minecraft, Mods, new, Nostalgia SMP, Prizes, Ride, Simple, Small, Special items, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	254
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5561	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

216.245.176.155:25615

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

aventurine, Character Banners, drip marketing, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, jingliu, Light Cone Banners, lolz, Luka, Lynx, Non-Zero-Sum Game, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Serval, star, Star Rail General, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, version 2.1

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: You spawn in and suddenly find yourself falling into a yawning chasm, only to land in a world filled with golden touches and stars. But beware, the fate of this world is inherently unjust, and you must navigate through a non-zero-sum game to survive.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With characters like Robin, who brings physical harmony, and Boothill, the ultimate physical hunter, you’ll have the tools you need to conquer this crazy world.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will bring you good fortune and charm, making you the luckiest player in the game. Don’t miss out on the carnival of fun waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the charmed one in this insane Minecraft world.

Mama’s Minecraft Madness

AUTHORITY, Caregiver, devotion, discipline, family, GOD, guidance, Honor, influence, love, madness, mamas, maternal, matriarch, Minecraft, Mother, Motherhood, obedience, obey, parenting, Respect, Role Model, rules

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, your mother is basically God. That’s right, whatever she says goes! Want to build a giant statue of her holding a diamond sword? Go for it! She’ll be so proud.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you follow her commands faithfully, she’ll reward you with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Some players even say she’ll bake you virtual cookies in-game. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come join us on this wild server where moms rule the world and you better listen or else! It’s a hilarious adventure you won’t want to miss. Just don’t forget to clean your virtual room before logging off, or you might face some serious consequences from the ultimate Minecraft mom.

Minecraft Collective

Adventure, Boundless, building, collaboration, Collective, Community, creativity, Diversity, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, memorable, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Welcome to Minecraft Collective, a dynamic network where the spirit of community and creativity flourishes in every block placed and adventure embarked upon.

Established in April of 2024, our server stands as a beacon for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a rich and diverse gaming experience.

At our core, we are a multifaceted network offering a variety of gameplay modes including Survival, Towny, Factions, and Skyblock. Whether you’re drawn to the thrill of survival, the intricacies of town management, the excitement of faction warfare, or the challenge of island survival, there’s something for every player within our community.

Our diverse player base is united by a shared love for the boundless possibilities of Minecraft. From collaborative building projects to thrilling PvP battles, our server is a canvas where players can unleash their creativity and forge unforgettable memories together.

Join us on this journey as we celebrate the true essence of Minecraft, where every block is a canvas and every adventure is an opportunity for greatness. Welcome to Minecraft Collective – your gateway to endless exploration and limitless creativity.

Join us on Discord

play.collective-mc.com

Pixelated Ponderings: Minecraft Madness

ALRIGHT, currently watching, decent character design, early 2000s, Fun, GENERIC, madness, Māra, Minecraft, opinion, pixelated, ponderings, SHONEN

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a generic but fun early 2000s Shonen anime with decent character design – it’s alright!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures with wacky characters who will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you saying, “What just happened?!”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft anime showdown that will go down in history as the most epic battle ever fought in blocky pixel land!

DadCraft: Where your dad’s childhood stories come to life!

Bonding, Caring, Childhood, DadCraft, Dads, family, Father, father figure, Fatherhood, funny, guidance, happy times, KIND, Life, love, Memories, mentor, Nostalgia, parenting, relationship, Role Model, special moments, Stories, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs all over the place. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter here.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

Come join us and create memories that will make you laugh until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCraze: Mom & Daughter ASMR Adventures!

#youtube, Adventures, asmr, Bonding, calming, Connection, CraftyCraze, DAUGHTER, family, love, mom, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, Relaxation, Sleep, soothing, tapping, tingles, triggers, Video, whispering

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6839
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventure of your life! Picture this: a server run by a horni mom and her daughter who do ASMR while playing Minecraft. Yes, you read that right. They’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the horni mom is secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while blindfolded. And her daughter? She’s known for her epic pranks that will leave you crying with laughter. So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Blocky Bloodbath

1. it bleeds, blocky, Blood, BLOODBATH, chilling, creepy, Dark, death, Disturbing, eerie, fear, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Macabre, Mystery, OMINOUS, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Terrifying, Thriller

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just sit there lifeless like a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is so alive, it bleeds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so immersive that it actually bleeds when you mine into it. But don’t worry, it’s just redstone dust, not real blood (we think).

Join us for epic adventures where you can battle zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous karaoke sessions.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the villagers go to party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride because on our server, anything is possible.

FedHunters Minecraft Server: Where even creepers fear the feds!

CREEPERS, crime, criminal justice, fear, federal agencies, FedHunters, Feds, firearms, Government, gun control, investigation, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	8409	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground base where we train feds to take down mass shooters in the virtual world! Join us and help us protect our pixelated community from any potential threats. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed and thrilling? Join now and be a hero in a blocky world like no other!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness!

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Bagel, Banners, blocky, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

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