A small anarchy survival server with magic and vanilla improvements. Small world-size (8000 radius) and occasional nether cycles with custom generation.
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A small anarchy survival server with magic and vanilla improvements. Small world-size (8000 radius) and occasional nether cycles with custom generation.
mc.onthewifi.com
Welcome to DorfCraft – your new adventure awaits! Are you looking for a server that offers the perfect balance between classic vanilla feel and helpful extensions? Then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is more than just a place to play – it creates a small, welcoming community where everyone is welcome.
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigmen have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join their ranks and become the baddest biker in the underworld.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Just be sure to watch out for the tiny anime girls, they may be small but they sure pack a punch!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden disco ball in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Llama King himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with tiny actresses, dancing llamas, and disco ball wishes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!