Small Towns MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelProtestCraft

new reality, anti-corruption, PixelProtestCraft, activism, opposition

so, like, this server is, like, the new reality, man. it’s like, totally hailed as the best place to be, ya know? we got protests against this, like, pro-Russia PM dude going on, but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here. even the small towns are getting in on the action, it’s like a party everywhere you go. join us and be a part of the revolution, man. plus, we have the best virtual parties and events, it’s like a non-stop rave up in here. come join us and let’s make this server the craziest place to be in Minecraft history. peace out, dudes!

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RichCraft: Daughter Drama

RichCraft, Girls trip, Introvert, italy, family trip

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and take on epic adventures with your friends! Just like how this mom went on a trip to Italy without telling her daughter’s friends, you can explore our virtual world without any unwanted guests tagging along.

Join us for a chance to immerse yourself in history and culture, just like Sophie wanted to do in Rome. But don’t worry, you won’t have to worry about your friends ditching you for educational tours – our server is full of exciting quests and challenges for everyone to enjoy!

And hey, if you ever feel guilty for leaving your friends behind, just remember that in our world, you can always make new friends and create unforgettable memories together. So come on, join us and let’s leave all the drama behind – after all, who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft squad as awesome as ours?

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Manchild Mayhem Minecraft Madness

madness, End.., MAYHEM, Maturity, progress

Are you tired of dealing with manchildren on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate manchild repellent. We have a secret potion that turns any manchild into a friendly llama who will follow you around and spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. Join us and say goodbye to tantrums and immaturity!

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WeebsCraft: Explore Anime Lands and Foreign Worlds!

Characters, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Japan, Explore, discovery

Are you tired of the same old urban modern Japan setting with demons in every shounen anime? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a worldwide adventure with a multicultural cast of characters that will make Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you’re exploring vast landscapes, battling enemies from different dimensions, and uncovering hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends. And the best part? You can do it all while riding a giant chicken into battle.

So why waste your time on boring, cookie-cutter servers when you can join us for the ultimate shounen-inspired Minecraft experience? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the insanity of our server, you’ll never look back. See you in the game, adventurer!

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CraftyDeath – Where falling off cliffs is half the fun!

Suicide prevention, suicide survivor, SUICIDE, suicide statistics, mental illness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by committing suicide! That’s right, forget about dying in battle or falling off a cliff, here you have to take matters into your own hands and jump off a high tower to respawn. It’s a whole new level of challenge and excitement!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and try to make friends with the resident Zombie Pigmen? They may not look friendly, but rumor has it they throw the best parties in the underworld.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Just remember, it’s not about how many times you die, it’s about how spectacularly you do it!

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SEA-nior Craft: Where Asian Men Rule the Minecraft World!

Craft, asian, discrimination, exclusion, SEAnior

Are you tired of dealing with Asian drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world! We promise there will be no Chinese, Indian, or Vietnamese players to bother you – unless they’re nice, then maybe they can stay. But let’s be real, who needs that kind of drama when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers instead? Join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

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Detective Wife’s Autism Line Puzzle Adventures – LOL

Video, Wifes, Brainteaser, autistic, autism

Join our Minecraft server and witness the amazing detective skills of my genius wife as she solves the most mind-bending autistic line puzzles you’ve ever seen! She’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute and laughing uncontrollably the next. Plus, she’s just so darn cute while she’s doing it! Don’t miss out on the hilarity and excitement – join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!

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Pixelated Love: Where Minecraft Meets Waifus

virtual, waifus, captured, forever and ever, Passion

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by your favorite video game character? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies and marry the pixelated love of your life! That’s right, no more lonely nights spent pining over a fictional character – now you can build a beautiful pixelated life together in our virtual world. Join now and start planning your dream pixel wedding! Who needs real relationships when you have Minecraft love?

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Crafting with Snowflakes

Crafting, abortion, work, Canada, generation

Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

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Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

EDOPro, Crafty, clash, Decklists, database

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

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