small town Minecraft Servers

small town

  • PhoneSnatcherCraft

    PhoneSnatcherCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and good intentions… well, most of the time! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the time someone found a diamond sword in a chest and accidentally gave it to a creeper thinking it was a friendly player!

    Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a player accidentally built a roller coaster that led straight into a pool of lava. Don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant armor for situations like that!

    Join us for a community like no other, where you never know what will happen next. Just like the time a player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased by them instead. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mishap that will have everyone laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Uni Bully Minecraft Server

    Uni Bully Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being bullied in real life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky characters and insane stories.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting locked out of buildings or having students take Snapchat photos of you. Instead, you’ll be greeted by friendly players who are always ready to help you out and have a good time. Plus, our English 101 class is taught by a talking llama who is more interested in eating grass than locking doors.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life bullies and hello to a world where anything is possible – even if that means getting chased by a pack of wild chickens or building a giant statue of a potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NagatoroCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    NagatoroCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the water isn’t the only thing that’s been spiked with craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to see pigs fly? Well, on our server, they not only fly but also perform synchronized swimming routines in the sky! And don’t even get us started on the chickens that have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama!

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, you may never look at water the same way again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server

    SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life in Los Angeles? Ready to trade in the smog for some fresh mountain air in a tiny Utah suburb? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.

    But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.

    So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TacoBlockerz

    TacoBlockerz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

    Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

    But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP