Small Town MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PhoneSnatcherCraft

ethical dilemma, Contact, messages, misunderstanding, judgment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and good intentions… well, most of the time! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the time someone found a diamond sword in a chest and accidentally gave it to a creeper thinking it was a friendly player!

Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a player accidentally built a roller coaster that led straight into a pool of lava. Don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant armor for situations like that!

Join us for a community like no other, where you never know what will happen next. Just like the time a player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased by them instead. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mishap that will have everyone laughing for days!

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Uni Bully Minecraft Server

Server, strict policy, advice, Professor, locked door

Are you tired of being bullied in real life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky characters and insane stories.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting locked out of buildings or having students take Snapchat photos of you. Instead, you’ll be greeted by friendly players who are always ready to help you out and have a good time. Plus, our English 101 class is taught by a talking llama who is more interested in eating grass than locking doors.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life bullies and hello to a world where anything is possible – even if that means getting chased by a pack of wild chickens or building a giant statue of a potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NagatoroCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

creepy happenings, Mystery, unsettling vibes, suspicious behavior, small town

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the water isn’t the only thing that’s been spiked with craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see pigs fly? Well, on our server, they not only fly but also perform synchronized swimming routines in the sky! And don’t even get us started on the chickens that have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, you may never look at water the same way again!

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SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server

Job Opportunities, Relocation, Housing, Quiet, Community

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life in Los Angeles? Ready to trade in the smog for some fresh mountain air in a tiny Utah suburb? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.

But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.

So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!

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TacoBlockerz

Restaurant, outlets, Puerto Rican family, small town, Spanish

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

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FreeRentMC Server

LANDLORD, Server, FreeRentMC, clingy landlord, city

Are you tired of clingy landlords trying to offer you “driving classes” as a way to get closer to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from creepy landlords and their ulterior motives!

Join our server and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own city without any interference from nosy landlords. Plus, our server is so amazing that even the creepiest of landlords wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with a landlord who may or may not be after your organs.

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WeddingCrasherCraft

Petty, small town, Crashing, Suit, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings crashing left and right! Join us for a wild time full of drama and family feuds, just like the story of M17 crashing his brother’s child-free wedding. Who needs an invitation when you can just show up and cause chaos?

Experience the thrill of sneaking into receptions, dodging angry family members, and standing your ground like a boss. And don’t worry, we have plenty of soft drinks at the bar to keep you hydrated while you stir up trouble.

Join now for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe crash a wedding or two). Who knows, you might even run into your own family drama along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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Minecraft SMP LoneStar96

Drama, smp, LoneStar96, unexpected twist, Family secrets

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the unexpected is always expected! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything, just like the ending of that film that made someone hard for some reason. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join too, like our annual llama rodeo where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play chess with. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time!

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ExBlockMateNoTake

ExBlockMateNoTake, Covid-19, economic collapse, ex wife, small town

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

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AutisticAvengersMC

intellectually, Emotionally, small town, autistic child, drawing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

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