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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5688 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 196 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.