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Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	1454	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	3477	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Villages Defended:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	52
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Buildings Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

DigStraightDown

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!