Small Size MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelPest’s Speedy Cam

small size, insect vision, scientific discovery, Insect-eye, PixelPests

come join our epic minecraft server where we have insect-eye-inspired cameras that capture 9,120 frames per second!! you can watch every block break in super slow motion, it’s like watching a snail race but way more exciting!!! our researchers have worked tirelessly to develop this low-cost, high-speed camera that is thinner than a piece of paper!! why settle for regular old cameras when you can have this bad boy on our server?? join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a snail, then maybe you will)!!!

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Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Xubuntu, fedora, Steves, elementary os, ubuntu

Are you tired of your computer betraying you every time you try to install a new operating system? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so stable, it won’t even corrupt your USB or SSD, no matter how many times you try to install Pop!_OS (seriously, who even uses that?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, your computer will be safe). Our community is full of friendly players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Linux distros, so you can find the perfect one for your needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave your USB corruption nightmares behind!

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MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

high performance, brain activity, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, neural signals

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

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Crafty Dicks

Dicks, taboo, personal growth, Crafty, small size

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

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DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

small size, HARD, body image, soft dick, erect measurement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

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ZelenskysWorld: Thanks4Support

Conflict, Diplomacy, Thanks4Support, russia, Politics

so like, u know how zelensky was all up in arms with trump and vance, right? well now he’s like, super chill and thanking all the pro-ukraine world leaders on twitter! it’s like a virtual love fest, man. u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got all the world leaders hanging out, building stuff and fighting off creepers together. it’s like a political peace summit but with pickaxes and diamond armor. plus, zelensky might even drop by to thank u personally for joining. who knows, maybe trump and vance will show up too and we can all have a big group hug. come join the fun, it’s gonna be epic!

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Cosmic Nexus Realm 1.20.5

Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Official Schedule, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Why? Because we got characters like Lia, Nasa, Iori, Uruka, Michiru, Maemi, Pippa, Lumi, and more! They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with way more sass and style.

These peeps are gonna take you on a journey through the craziest builds and adventures you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting dragons with Dizzy, exploring underwater temples with Jelly, or even building a castle with Ember. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

And don’t even get me started on the drama and shenanigans that go down in this server. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, you’ll never have a dull moment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyTrumpLand

consequences, trump, Supporters, red line, leadership

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to build and survive!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, ride on flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

Our server is so awesome that even Trump supporters have abandoned their political beliefs after witnessing the sheer awesomeness of our virtual world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

political scandal, political suspense, political cover-up, political thriller movie, Server

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Introducing The Manchurian president, where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this magical creature?

So come on down to The Manchurian president, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). See you there, blockheads!

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DownUnderCraft

cooperation, News, diplomatic relations, Oval Office, foreign affairs

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got kangaroos riding around on creepers, koalas building epic castles, and even the Ender Dragon is getting in on the action, mate.

If you wanna join the fun, come on over and help us fight off the evil emus trying to take over the server. Plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a boomerang-shaped cave that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the whole server is backed by Australia and Ukraine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So grab your vegemite sandwich and jump on in, because things are about to get bonkers down under, mate.

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