Our server offers top-notch boutique hotel rooms with sliding doors that may not form a seal, just like in the story above. But don’t worry, our virtual bathrooms are specially designed to contain any smells, so you can poop to your heart’s content without any repercussions.
If you’re tired of being yelled at for taking a normal human shit, then this is the server for you! Join now and enjoy the freedom to poop in peace, without any judgment or complaints from your virtual spouse. Don’t let anyone dictate where you can poop, take control of your bathroom experience on our server today!
Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?
So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!
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| IP | play.alttd.com |
|---|---|
| Website | alttd.com |
| Rules | alttd.com/rules |
| Discord | discord.gg/TGqpzCJ |
| Blog/News | alttd.com/blog |
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a welcoming server where players can come together to relax and enjoy survival gameplay. All are welcome, but our focus is on older players. We have been running since 2015 and have started new worlds for every major Minecraft release except 1.16.
We also have a variety of custom features suggested by our community. Check them out here.
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server? | No, players of all ages are welcome on Altitude. |
| Are there any banned items or mods? | We have a list of banned items and mods on our website under the rules section. |
| Can I create a town or join an existing one? | Yes, we have a custom warp plugin for towns where players can create or join towns. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we host monthly server events for our community to participate in. |
We’re talking about building epic structures while discussing how big our virtual pickaxes are. It’s like a virtual bro fest where we flex our blocky muscles and show off our mad mining skills.
So, if you want to be part of a community that’s all about building, mining, and showing off our virtual manhood, then this server is the place to be. Don’t miss out on the fun, bros! Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
Join us for a wild ride where you can experience the thrill of dealing with ticket drama just like in the real world. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be negotiating ticket sales and dealing with exes who still want to go to concerts together.
Who needs mobs and creepers when you can have roommates and their exes causing chaos? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and ticket sales like you’ve never experienced before!
Imagine a world where everyone is hiding their salaries like it’s a national treasure, and the only way to find out is by solving riddles and puzzles. Will you be able to crack the code and uncover the secret riches of your fellow players? Or will you be left in the dark like this poor girlfriend who just wants to know what her boyfriend makes?
But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you based on your salary (or lack thereof). In fact, we encourage you to flaunt your virtual wealth by building the most extravagant pixelated mansion the server has ever seen. Who needs to know your real salary when you can flex your Minecraft riches instead?
So come join us on this server where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the answer to the question, “How much do you make?” Trust us, it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of secrets to uncover. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until tax season rolls around and you still don’t know how much your in-game neighbor is pulling in.