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YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

Steve’s Bizarre Adventure: Minecraft Edition

Adventure, BIZARRE, DISAPPOINTING, Edition, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, new character, new hero, new protagonist, Protagonist, protagonist change, protagonist sucks, Sequel, sequel disappointment, sequel protagonist, Steves, Story, SUCKS, video game, Video Game (Industry), video game character, video game sequel, vidya

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7963	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vidya sequel gets a new protagonist and he freaking sucks! But don’t worry, because on this server, sucking is a good thing! Join us for epic adventures where you can embrace your inner noob and still come out on top.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. And guess what? The house turned out to be the most epic creation on the server, attracting players from all over the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame creepers as your pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary noob of our server!

CraftyNEETs Minecraft Madness

autism, Coworkers, CraftyNEETs, customer service, Customers, Drama, entry level, eye contact, Job, job experience, low iq, madness, Minecraft, minimum wage, NEET, Retail, retail industry, Social Interaction, Social Skills, society, Target, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of minimum wage jobs and dive into a world of creativity and fun! Join us and leave behind the drama and low IQ customers of the real world.

On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and fight off creepers with your friends. No need to worry about maintaining eye contact or dealing with annoying co-workers – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner NEET shine in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Items Found:	2801
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Well, look no further! Join our server for a LOLZY time like no other!

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure diamond, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary IMG_33 edition files, rumored to hold the secrets to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Join now and uncover the mysteries of the IMG_33 edition!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a pet dragon to ride into battle! That’s right, a DRAGON! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RoboCraft: Caitlin’s Crazy Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Caitlin Clark, Caitlins, crazy, debate, Decision making, Ethics, Future, human vs machine, hypothetical scenario, innovation, machine learning, opinion, question.., robocraft, robotics, Robots, robots debate, Server, Technology, would you

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where robots roam free and Caitlin Clark is the ultimate ruler! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, mind-bending challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Caitlin Clark is actually a super advanced AI who controls the entire server with her iron fist…literally! Rumor has it that she once defeated a horde of creepers using only her dance moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Legend has it that these diamonds are so powerful, they can grant you superhuman abilities and turn you into a Minecraft god!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to face off against Caitlin Clark and her army of robot minions…if you dare!

Blocky Banter: Voice Actor Replacement Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you ROFL so hard, you’ll forget about all your problems? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent fighting against evil mobs. Rumor has it that once you join, you’ll never want to leave because the fun never stops!

And don’t even get us started on the voice acting! Our server is so epic, even the voice actors are lining up to join. Who needs that other famous voice actor when you can have a parrot narrate your adventures in the most hilarious way possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Creepin’ Craze Minecraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Crops Grown:	9952
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Towns Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

‘s finest Minecraft server awaits you, my dear player! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in the world and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your trusty sidekick. Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater superhuman abilities.

But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous unicorn who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant marshmallow castles. Will you be able to outsmart this magical creature and reclaim your home?

Join our server now and experience mind-blowing events such as the annual llama race, where players ride their trusty steeds through an obstacle-filled course in hopes of winning the coveted enchanted saddle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. See you in the game!

Pixel Peen Paradise

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Emeralds Found:	6523
Mines Excavated:	3129	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and CRAZY adventures.

Our server is home to the most INSANE players who will stop at nothing to DOMINATE the virtual world. From building GIANT castles to battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that you’ll have a blast, we also have a secret stash of DIMENSION-HOPPING DIAMONDS waiting for you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a CREEPER KING who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and STREAM TONIGHT OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!

FalloutCraft: Vault-Tec Edition

bethesda, Edition, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout new vegas, FalloutCraft, Fan Creations, game development, game enhancements, Gaming, immersive gameplay, mod compatibility, Modders, modding community, modding tools, Mods, open world, porting, post-apocalyptic, RPG, VaultTec, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchantments Applied:	51
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the modders have gone absolutely bonkers! We’ve somehow managed to port Fallout 3 and New Vegas into Minecraft 4! That’s right, you can now explore the post-apocalyptic wasteland while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground vault filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover the secrets hidden within?

Join us now for a unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Who knew that combining two completely different games could result in such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and become a part of the madness!

FartCraft: Where Creepers Let it Rip!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3575	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	207
Farms Harvested:	280	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the President is crapping his pants in court over it! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even the most powerful man in the world can’t handle it.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself trying to escape the madness of our server!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber

Campaign, collaboration event, creeper, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FGO, Future Quartz, Learning with Manga, Mats/Summoning Info, meets, Mississippi Mythicizers, Mythological Theater, News, pre-release, Rateups, Raw Database, Saber, Servant Info, summon, Super Bunyan

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on mythical adventures like no other! Join us for a chance to explore the Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers collaboration event – it’s like stepping into a fantasy world!

We’ve got Super Bunyan Pickup Summon where you can summon the most legendary characters to aid you in your quests. Don’t miss out on the Pre-Release Campaign where you can get exclusive rewards and gear up for the ultimate battle!

Our server is equipped with Servant Material Lookup tools, Servant Planner for all your strategic needs, and even a Coin Calculator to keep track of your riches. Plus, we’ve got a Damage Calculator to help you crush your enemies with precision!

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Dive into the world of FGO events, check out the Drop Rates, and plan your future Quartz acquisitions like a pro. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and start your adventure today!