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YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	115
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Animals Bred:	102	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	60363
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1686
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Emeralds Found:	5386	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	140244
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	7776
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!