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BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!

PixelPervsSKorea

“Youth, consent, criminal activity, criminal justice, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, Exploitation, internet, law enforcement, Manipulation, online safety, PixelPervsSKorea, privacy, scandal, sex crimes, social media, south korea, Technology, teens, Video editing

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yo, u gotta join this server cuz like, we got deepfake sex crimes goin on like crazy in South Korea. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft roleplay, but with a twist. u can be a detective tryin to solve the crimes or u can be a deepfake criminal mastermind. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the scandalous world of deepfake sex crimes. u won’t find this kind of action on any other server, i swear.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2506
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	5730
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8757	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

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