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TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9119	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Fabledhorizons.shockbyte.quest:25575

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

play.anime-dle.com

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Laughing Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5367	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	260036	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Dad’sDineTime

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	541

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!