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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	1941
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	587
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

Ordinary SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	8121
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Villages Defended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimension Hops:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	3053	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Pixel Love Quest

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!