small penis humiliation – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!
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Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.
Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

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Desired Dynasty
#exciting, building, classic minecraft, cool extras, creating, Custom, Custom Features, Desired Dynasty, Earth, EASY, Economy, Exploring, friendly community, Friends, Fun, Great people, hanging out, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Welcome to our semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP! Here, you can have fun with cool custom features that make the game even more exciting, but still feel like classic Minecraft. Whether you love building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, there’s something for everyone!
Join our friendly community of players who love creating and having fun together. We’re all about keeping the game fun and easy, with just the right amount of cool extras. Come for the survival, stay for the great people!
We can’t wait to see what you build!
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Lay of the Land

cars, Citizens, design, Geopol, industrialize, inventors, Land, Lay, MECHS, Minecraft, Modded, Modern Setting, Modpack, Nations, Planes, power, profit, Roleplaying, Server, soldiers, Tanks, Valkyrien Skies, Vehicles, weapons, workers, Worldbuilding

Lay of the Land (LOTL) Server Overview
Roleplaying and Worldbuilding Server set in a Modern Setting around the 1970’s
Players can create Nations, be Citizens, Workers, Soldiers, Inventors, etc.
Features industrialization, creation of vehicles, and worldbuilding opportunities

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Lay of the Land (LOTL)?	LOTL is a Roleplaying and Worldbuilding server set in a modern 1970’s setting.
What can players do on the server?	Players can create nations, be citizens, workers, soldiers, inventors, and more.
What are some unique features of the server?	The server features industrialization, the creation of vehicles, and extensive worldbuilding opportunities.
How does the server handle modpack performance?	The modpack runs well, even on low-end computers, with playable framerates on a large modpack.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and submit a quick application. Discord link: https://discord.gg/w39qPQDqJ9

Lunar Haven 1.21.2
1.21.2, college life, college schedule, energy drinks, Haven, late night classes, late night energy, late night studying, late nights, Lunar, monster energy drink, night classes, night owl, night routine, night time activities, night time routine, Nocturnal, nocturnal habits, sleep habits, sleep schedule, staying up late, Student Life
Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like being nocturnal but in blocky pixel form! Instead of sleeping at 2pm, you can be mining diamonds at 2am! And forget about waking up at 8pm, you’ll be building epic structures all night long! Plus, we have a special potion that turns your character into a monster – just like the energy drink, but way cooler! So come join us and embrace the night like never before!

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CarCrashConundrum Minecraft Server
acknowledgment, Apology, BETRAYAL, Blame, car accident, CarCrashConundrum, Damage, Dispute, Door, Fault, fieldwork trip, Friend, insurance, insurance company, investigation, Minecraft, MIRROR, parked car, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stubbornness, uni friends, Witnesses
So, imagine this: You’re cruising around in your Minecraft car, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend comes out of nowhere and crashes into you, wrecking your ride. But instead of owning up to it, she tries to blame you for having your car door open. Like, what?!
Join our Minecraft server for some wild and wacky adventures, where you never know when your friend might reverse into you and then try to shift the blame. It’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, from friendly jokes to insurance disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of parking mishaps, insurance claims, and heated arguments over who’s at fault. It’s a real blast, trust us. And hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about responsibility along the way. Or not, who knows? It’s all just part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

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HomelessCraft
Canada, crying, depression, emotional distress, family, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling trapped, home, HomelessCraft, Homesick, India, long term, mental health, missing home, Moving, parents, Struggling, surgery, taken out
Are you tired of being stuck in a foreign country against your will like a sad, lost puppy? Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We promise to provide you with a virtual world where you can build your dream home and never have to worry about being abandoned in India again. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel lonely or depressed again. Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a pixelated paradise!

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MasterpieceMelody – Minecraft SMP
exceptional artistry, exceptional craftsmanship, exceptional musicianship, exceptional songwriting, favorite song, flawless composition, flawless execution., flawless melody, flawless performance, flawless production, flawless vocals, impeccable arrangement, Masterpiece, MasterpieceMelody, Minecraft, musical excellence, musical genius., musical perfection, perfect composition, perfect harmony, perfect song, smp, timeless music
OMG, so like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro! Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and the players are all secretly famous YouTubers in disguise. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! It’s like, a total dream come true, man. You gotta join, like, right now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and epicness. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro! #bestserverever #minecraftislife #unicornsarecool

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TherapistCraft
cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive thinking, self improvement, self-care, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy benefits, therapy breakthroughs, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy progress, therapy sessions, therapy support, therapy techniques, therapy tools
Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions? Well, ditch that shrink and join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual world is the ultimate therapy session, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.
Forget about talking through your problems, just build a giant statue of your therapist and blow it up with TNT! Need to release some pent-up anger? Take it out on some creepers instead of your loved ones.
Join our server and let your therapist know that you’ve found a new form of healing…one block at a time.

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Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
brag, bragging, cold, cold water, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Dispute, dump, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, News, Politics, Putins, russia, summit meeting, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, world leaders
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!

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Dante’s Divine Comedy: The OG Platformer
Allegory, classic literature, comedy, Dante’s Divine Comedy, dantes, Divine, epic poem, game design, gaming history, gimmicks, Hell, Italian poetry, level design, literary influence, long tail tag, modern platformers, originator, Paradise, platformer, platformer games, Purgatory, structure levels, video games
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Dante’s Divine Comedy but with blocky graphics and creepers! Imagine descending into the depths of hell, but instead of demons, u got zombies and skeletons tryna take u out. And when u reach the top of heaven, it’s not angels u meet, but Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses ready to throw down! It’s like a journey through the afterlife, but with pickaxes and TNT. So come on, join da madness and see if u can survive the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server
adolescents, children, data, digital devices, electronic devices, eye health, eye strain, EyeSight, health, myopia, Odds, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, screen use, screen-related myopia, Server, study, Technology, Time, vision, visual impairment, young adults
join our epic minecraft server and save your eyes from the dreaded myopia! forget about staring at screens all day, come build and explore in our virtual world where myopia is just a made-up word!
our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!

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