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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 3343
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Crops Grown: 6561 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

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  • Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

    Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6089
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WiggleWagCraft

    WiggleWagCraft
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1390
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

    we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

    our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

    we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

    so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

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  • Blocky Boner Buddies Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boner Buddies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 2851
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ores Mined: 5175
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate small penis positivity! Embrace your tiny blocky appendage and don’t let size anxiety ruin your fun in the game. Our community is all about supporting each other and boosting confidence, no matter how pixelated your package may be.

    Join us and share your small penis stories, like the player who was so insecure about his size that he never pursued any opportunities in the game. But now, thanks to our server, he’s feeling more confident and closer to losing his Minecraft virginity every day. Who knew building blocks could be so empowering?

    So come on, join our server and let your small pixelated flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the world of Minecraft.

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  • Crafty Dicks

    Crafty Dicks
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 8544
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Villages Defended: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

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  • CurvyCraft: Where All Body Types Thrive!

    CurvyCraft: Where All Body Types Thrive!
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8679
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Potions Brewed: 81
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.

    On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.

    But beware, there are rumors of a group of EXPLOSIVE creepers who have taken a liking to the Diamond Dildo. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your prize?

    So come on, join our server and show off your mining skills. Who knows, you might just find that size really doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4740
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397
    Ores Mined: 7699 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

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  • Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

    Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1551
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ores Mined: 7867 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

    But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

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  • SinglePlayer4Life – Where Minecraft is my only love

    SinglePlayer4Life – Where Minecraft is my only love
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 300
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 664222
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Animals Bred: 182
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 761
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life problems like small dicks and relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join us and experience a world where the size of your blocky character is the only thing that matters. No need to worry about breaking up with your virtual girlfriend because here, everyone is single and ready to mine!

    Embark on epic adventures, build incredible structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you based on the size of your pickaxe. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a block-tastic time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

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  • The Random Dimension

    The Random Dimension
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 8800
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Random Dimension (est. 2013) is a fun, friendly and imaginative SMP Minecraft server. A place to play and leave behind “real world” stresses. A place to practice being the best person you can be.

    We have unique features that add to the Minecraft experience: -The Random Lotto on Saturday at 11am EST. It is free to play, and you can win various in game prizes. -Weekly special events on Sunday at 7pm EST. We will host a variety of fun group oriented games and experiences. -We also have useful commands for player convenience like /home, /tpa, /back and more! – Players can look forward to new things added to the dimension each month.

    play.therandomdimension.com

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  • Harmonico

    Harmonico
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 708
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Animals Bred: 156 Star Shards Collected: 111
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

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    Here at Harmonico, we’re here to empower you to freely explore your creativity in an open world with limitless opportunities. To help you begin your own Minecraft story, Harmonico would be transparent to players, easy to understand, and user-friendly. If this sounds interesting to you, click on the link below to our Discord server to learn more.

    Our Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/fJkvxYrxEv

    Server summary (More info at our Discord server): – Harmonico is primarily a Survival/ PvE server (version 1.14-1.19.2) – Custom quests – Ranks – Levelled mobs – PvE, PvP arenas – In-game economy

    Harmonico.serv.nu

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  • Sassys anarchy

    Sassys anarchy
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 7252
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189
    Falling into the Void: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

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    Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!Our only plugins are:

      - Anti X-ray/WAC (an anti x-ray plugin that stops users from using an x-ray texture pack/x-ray  on hacked clients)  - PvP Manager (a combat log prevention plugin) stopping the poor sucker whose ass your    whoopin’ from logging out and denying you that sweet sweet kill!)  (This plugin also sops new players from taking damage, lasts 30 mins, use it wisely!)

    Sassy’s Survival is a twitch community server, if you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/ths_singing_sassy

    anarchy.sassyslounge.com

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  • PiggyMine Minecraft server

    PiggyMine Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4951
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

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    The owner of the “PiggyMine” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    ru1.mineserv.su:26795

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  • VSMP – Vanilla SMP

    VSMP – Vanilla SMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 3500
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 9912

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla: that’s the way we like it at VSMP. No gameplay related plugins. No build protection. PvP enabled. One world, your sandbox. Make your claim today at play.vsmp.org

    play.vsmp.org

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  • WolfSMP

    WolfSMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5991
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for a nice Minecraft SMP? Then you’ve come to the right place. Join wolfsmp for the best playing experience, we have: an earth map, planes, tanks and bombs for wars, a whole economy system, a professional staff team and much more Will we see you there?

    play.wolfsmp.nl

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  • Silentworld

    Silentworld
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 3204
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 390
    Enchantments Applied: 111 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Farms Harvested: 256

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    This is an SMP survival, you can steal items, be friends or enemies.

    Silentworld.aternos.me

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  • ❤️LUCKYVERSE❤️ -Creative,STALKER,PRISON⭐1.12-1.19 ⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️LUCKYVERSE❤️ -Creative,STALKER,PRISON⭐1.12-1.19 ⭐ Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4472
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Dimension Hops: 12
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

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    The owner of the server “LUCKYVERSE -CreativeSTALKERPRISON1.12-1.19” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mc.luckyverse.net

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  • HistoricPvP

    HistoricPvP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5682
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Magic Items Found: 7974
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

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    HistoricPvP.cc

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  • Herospvp

    Herospvp
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 2459
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come and visit us in our Italian network, now famous for OpFactions!There are numerous modes that are always constantly updated!What are you waiting for? Mc.HerosPvP.net

    mc.herospvp.net

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