small part insult Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Welcome to DenCraft – where the only thing square is our heads! Join us for some Semi-Vanilla shenanigans and claim your spot in this quirky community!

Chat bubbles, Claim, Community, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, DenCraft, Discord, discord.gg, Heads, java, Join, Mature Community, minecraft server, multiplayer, play.edencraft.co, quirky, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, smp, spot, Square, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

EdenCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EdenCraft is a brand new java survival multiplayer server that combines vanilla aspects with custom plugins to provide a unique player experience. We offer custom items, commands, chat bubbles, and more. Join our welcoming and mature community today!

Join us on Discord for more info at discord.gg/edencraft

IP: play.edencraft.co

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the EdenCraft server, simply input the IP address “play.edencraft.co” in your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom plugins that enhance the player experience with unique items, commands, and features.
Is the community welcoming and mature?	Yes, EdenCraft prides itself on maintaining a friendly and mature community where players can enjoy the game without any toxicity.
What makes EdenCraft different from other Minecraft servers?	EdenCraft stands out due to its combination of vanilla aspects and custom plugins, providing a rich and diverse gameplay experience for players.

CraftyShit Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday cake, Birthday Party, Cake, celebration, countdown, CraftyShit, dad, EAS alarm, emergency alert, family, family time, Happy Birthday, mfw, Minecraft, Missiles, nuclear war, Presents, Server, Surprise, TV, video game, video game gift

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	1695
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	269	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

>be me >decide to log onto this Minecraft server for some birthday fun >join the server and immediately get a message saying “Happy Birthday! Prepare for a wild ride!” >start playing and suddenly the ground starts shaking >a giant cake appears in front of me with a sign that says “Blow out the candles to save the server!” >I blow out the candles and the cake explodes into a million fireworks >suddenly, a portal opens up and I’m sucked into a world where everything is made of cake >I have to fight off evil cake monsters and navigate through frosting rivers to find my way back to the real world >after hours of intense gameplay, I finally make it back to the server >everyone is cheering and congratulating me for saving the server with my birthday wish >10/10 would celebrate my birthday on this server again

EuroCraft: Minecraft Server

#Southgate, arrest, Competition, crimes, england, England national team, EURO, EuroCraft, European Championship, football, football manager, interpol, Minecraft, national team, penalties, play style, Server, Soccer, sports, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, UEFA

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old soccer matches where England always seems to come out on top? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and help us take down Southgate and his criminal play style!

On our server, you can team up with other players to build giant statues of your favorite footballers and then watch as they come to life and battle it out on the pitch.

But beware, Southgate has spies everywhere, so you’ll need to use all your Minecraft skills to outsmart them and bring justice to the world of soccer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s show Southgate that crime doesn’t pay – especially when it comes to football!

HubbyHuntersCraft

AITAH, appreciation, Chores, Communication, exhaustion, family, feelings, Frustration, Help, HubbyHuntersCraft, husband, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Resentment, sick, Support, Understanding, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	213760	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize fun and teamwork over everything else! Just like this player’s husband, we work hard to provide a great gaming experience for our players. But unlike this husband, we won’t leave you hanging when you need help!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that always has your back. We won’t bail on you for a random drive around town with a new player – we’re committed to making sure you have a great time, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our players will always have your back. No need to feel like an afterthought here – we value each and every player and make sure everyone feels important and included.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left high and dry like this poor player. We promise you’ll have a blast and feel like a top priority every time you log on!

RIP Steve Minecraft Server

cherished memories, dearly departed, deceased family members, departed family members, departed friends, departed loved ones, departed souls, Eternal Love, Fondly remembered, forever missed, Gone but not forgotten, in loving memory, lost loved ones, loved ones in heaven, loved ones in spirit, Minecraft, missing friends, passed away, rest in peace, RIP, Server, steve

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5972	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Do you ever wish you could bring back your long lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared in your Minecraft world? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret potion that can bring back any lost creature, even your beloved chicken named Cluckington! Join us and reunite with your feathered friend in the most epic way possible. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamond blocks waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the ultimate riches and bring back your favorite Minecraft pals from the past!

CheaterCraft: Where Cheating Pays Off!

academic integrity, career, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating in school, Childhood, consequences, Development, dishonesty, education, learning, life choices, long-term effects, Moral values, Pays, personal growth, regret, relationships, School, self reflection, success, teenage years

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of being a noob in real life because you cheated your way through school? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Imagine a place where all the blocks are made of cheat codes and the mobs are so dumb they actually help you cheat on your exams. Our server is like a dream come true for all the former cheaters out there.

But be warned, once you start cheating in Minecraft, you may find yourself unable to stop in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the CEO of a major corporation by cheating your way to the top. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and cheat your way to success!

WitchyCraftLandKilifi

accusations, african culture, criminality, cultural practices, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Kenyans, Kilifi, Land, Legal System, marginalized groups, murder, rural communities, Social Issues, superstition, traditional beliefs, violence, witchcraft, WitchyCraftLandKilifi

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	7051	Falling into the Void:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

lol, join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the crazy witchcraft of Kilifi! we got witches, we got land, we got murder… jk jk, just lots of fun and games on this server! come build ur own land and show those witches who’s boss. plus, we got free cookies for all players cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so join now and let’s have a blast together!

PixelatedLifeSwap

Authenticity, Empathy, Experience, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Life, personal growth, perspective, PixelatedLifeSwap, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, self-realization, Understanding, UNIQUENESS

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7722
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna escape the boring reality of your own life and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually cursed and turned the player into a chicken every time they tried to mine them! Imagine the hilarity of trying to build a castle while clucking around like a poultry!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is upside down. That’s right, you’ll be walking on the ceiling, fighting mobs with your feet, and trying not to fall into the endless sky below. It’s a real trip, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of insanity? Let’s get blocky, baby!

PoshBritInMinecraftServer

Adventure, appalachia, British, Contrast, countryside, Cross-cultural, Culture Shock, Exploration, guy, humor, Lifestyle, luxury, Posh, PoshBritInMinecraftServer, reaction, Rich, social experiment, Stereotypes, travel, unexpected, West Virginia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	942
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Imagine this: a super posh rich British guy gets transported to the middle of West Virginia in the game. Watch as he tries to navigate his way through the wilderness, encountering hillbillies, moonshine stills, and maybe even a Bigfoot or two. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing for days. Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll stumble upon in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, conundrum, Cryptic, Enigma, hidden message, Minecraft, mysterious author, Mystery, No. 58727699, perplexing, puzzlement, puzzling, Riddle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, uh oh, unidentified, unknown identity, unknown origin

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/600	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9651

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pig express to explore the skies above?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!