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Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	144	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	3478	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	270
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Star Shards Collected:	130	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
New Chunks Explored:	249607	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	211
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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