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Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Animals Bred:	62	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5299
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

asuka, Dakota, feud, Friends, healthy, Hug, instagram, IYO SKY, Kairi, Lesbian Witches, match, numbers game, Pure Dyke Collective, Recover, recruit, SkyThreadCraft, smp, social media, sonya, twitter, WIN, wrestler, ZELINA

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mines Excavated:	3845	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	187

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	1395	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

acceptance, Decision making, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lesson, love, mistake, moving on, personal growth, positive outlook, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, wisdom, Youll

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

107 degrees, Australia, Australian heatwave, climate change, DownUnderHeatwaveMC, extreme weather, heat record, heatwave, heatwave alert, heatwave conditions, heatwave records, hot weather, hottest winter temperature, record-breaking, record-high temperature, scorching heat, summer in winter, temperature records, weather anomaly, weather extremes, weather news

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!

Dyson Sphere: Where even creepers are impressed with our modded world

1.20.1, airships, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Discord, Draconic Evolution, Dyson, eureka, GregTech, impressed, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Quests, Server, SPHERE, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies, world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	3211
Alien Abductions:	2	New Chunks Explored:	881151
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

New Update	The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer server included.
Mods
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets this modpack apart?	This modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but optimized for gameplay and performance with handpicked mods.
How can I get started?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/spheremc
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts
What is the difficulty level?	Mild

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Handholding edition, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

SMPFootballSavior – Minecraft SMP

academic integrity, amateurism, athlete endorsements, bowl games, coaching salaries, college football, conference realignment, fan engagement, Minecraft, ncaa, player compensation, player safety, playoff system, recruiting violations, revenue sharing, save college football, smp, SMPFootballSavior, social media impact, student athletes, television contracts, ticket sales, title ix

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old college football games with the same old teams and plays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic football matches you’ve ever seen, all played out in blocky, pixelated glory.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground league where players ride pigs instead of running, and the goalposts are made of enchanted diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the craziest football league in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of teamwork…or just have a lot of laughs along the way!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6680	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	909
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Votes:	2499
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?