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Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Votes:	4867	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

Life, living in Switzerland, Minecraft, smp, studying in Switzerland, swiss alps, Swiss architecture, Swiss cities, Swiss culture, Swiss economy, Swiss education, Swiss food, Swiss healthcare, Swiss life, Swiss lifestyle, Swiss people, Swiss scenery, Swiss tourism, Swiss traditions, Swiss transportation, Swiss weather, switzerland, working in Switzerland

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	137
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

#covert operations, bloodthirsty islamist regime, cia, conspiracy theories, Crafty, extremism, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global security, government intervention., historical context, intelligence agencies, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political manipulation, power dynamics, radicalization, regime change, regime installation, Server, Terrorism, US government

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, indies, Japanese VTubers, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, smp, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtubers, 数字

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	221
Crops Grown:	1631	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

amusement, cheerful, chuckles, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Happiness, hilarious, humor, jokes, jovial, joy, kikikiki, Kikis, LAUGHING, Laughter, lighthearted, Minecraft, mirthful, playful, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Farms Harvested:	724
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Votes:	2774	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Animals Bred:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

US.MineRich.ru:19132

Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!