small injury – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

OuchiePain Minecraft SMP
Ache, Agony, bruise, Cut, discomfort, hurt, inflammation, Irritation, Minecraft, minor injury, OuchiePain, Pain, PAINFUL, scrape, sensitivity, small injury, smp, soreness, tenderness, throbbing, Trauma, wound
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.
So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP
1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

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Bahariya Raptors Server
ancient animals, ancient egypt, Bahariya, Bahariya Formation, Carcharodontosauridae, Dinosaur, dinosaur species, egypt, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, fossil analysis, Fossil discovery, new genus, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, RAPTORS, scientific research, Server, Tameryraptor markgrafi, taxonomy, vertebrate paleontology
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dinosaurs, bro! like, legit, we got a new species called Tameryraptor markgrafi, straight outta Egypt, fam. imagine ridin’ a T-Rex while fightin’ creepers, it’s gonna be lit, yo. come join us and be a dino master, cuz why not, right? let’s goooooo! 🦖🔥 #DinoMinecraftMadness

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Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, java, Lag Machines, Map resets, minimal rules, nether roof, Network, new york city, Night skip, ONLINE, p2w, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, racial slurs, seed cracking, semi anarchy, Spamming, Survival, Teleporting, Usa, Vanilla action, vanilla minecraft, Version 1.21.4, world border

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.10 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.3 to avoid issues!
The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Mystic Transverse Isles 1.20.6
1.20.6, acceptance, Anime, cross dressing, definition, Diversity, empowerment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Isles, LGBTQ, mystic, non-binary, onimai, Promotes, representation, social commentary, tranime, Transgender, Transverse, TRANSvestism
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like, totally promoting TRANSvestismit’s tranime, which is, like, mind-blowing, dude. I mean, no matter how you look at it, this server is, like, on a whole other level of craziness.
You’ll be building and exploring in a world where anything goes, and where being your true self is, like, totally encouraged. Plus, the community is, like, super supportive and accepting of everyone.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner TRANSvestismit shine in this epic Minecraft world!

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LasagnaLava Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Communication, condiments, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, Cultural differences, dinner table, dipping lasagna, Etiquette, family, Gratitude, hot sauce, husband, LasagnaLava, Meal, Minecraft, mother-in-law, relationships, Respect, roast potatoes, Server, Traditions
Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even put hot sauce on your food without causing a scandal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where condiments are celebrated, not shamed!
Imagine a world where you can build a giant hot sauce bottle as your house, where every block is made of spicy peppers, and where the only rule is to never run out of hot sauce. Our server is a spicy paradise where you can express your love for all things fiery without judgment.
Don’t let your MIL’s judgment ruin your appetite – join our server and let your taste buds run wild! Build a hot sauce empire, challenge others to spicy food competitions, and show the world that hot sauce belongs on everything. Don’t be a potato, be a hot sauce hero on our Minecraft server!

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MomCraft: No Backseat Parenting
“Youth, Autonomy, backseat, Boundaries, child behavior, clothing store, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, family dynamics, intervention, Manager, MomCraft, parenting, Psychology, Respect, Retail, SECURITY, Slurs
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Battle fierce mobs, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
And if you ever need a break from the action, you can always hang out with our friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.
So why wait? Join our server now and escape the chaos of reality for a world of endless possibilities and fun! Plus, we promise there will be no crazy moms trying to invade your changing room here – unless you count the zombies trying to invade your base!

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Zelensky’s Blocky Banhammer Minecraft Server
Banhammer, blocky, Censorship, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disinformation, foreign policy, Government, international relations, measures, Media, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, pro-Russian, propagandists, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky as our admin and he’s imposing sanctions on all the pro-russian propagandists trying to ruin our fun! watch as they get banned left and right for spreading fake news about our server being anything less than AMAZING. come build with us and help zelensky keep the peace in our virtual world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat a propagandist in a pvp battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that shoots out propaganda-busting lasers. join now and be a hero in the fight against fake news!

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CraftyKimJongUn’sServer
abuse of power, Accountability, arrested, constitutional crisis, corruption scandal, CraftyKimJongUnsServer, Democracy, Government, impeached president, justice system, law enforcement, martial law declaration, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, PROTESTS, public outcry, Riot, Rule of Law, south korea, Supporters, Unrest
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president gets arrested for declaring martial law? well, this server is the place for you! join us as chaos ensues and his supporters riot in the streets. build your own riot gear and fight for your right to mine diamonds in this crazy world. who needs a stable government when you can have anarchy and fun on this server? come join us and be a part of the madness!

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Vegan vs Meat Eaters: Lipaemic & Glycaemic Battle
battle, blood sugar levels, cardiovascular health, cholesterol levels, cross-sectional study, dietary choices, dietary patterns, disease prevention, Eaters, Glycaemic, glycaemic measures, health benefits, Healthy Eating, lacto-ovo vegetarians, Lipaemic, Long-term Health, meat, meat-eating diet, metabolic health, nutrition research, plant based diet, plasma lipaemic measures, semi-vegetarians, vegan, vegan diet, vegetarian diet
HEY U! YEAH U! R U TIRED OF BORING SERVERS WHERE U GOTTA EAT MEAT ALL DAY? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE VEGANS RULE! WE GOT PLASMA LIPAEMIC AND GLYCAEMIC MEASURES THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!
OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN LACTO-OVO VEGETARIANS AND SEMI-VEGETARIANS ARE WISHIN’ THEY WERE VEGAN! WE GOT INSANE STORIES OF HOW VEGANS SAVED THE DAY FROM EVIL MEAT-EATERS AND TURNED THEM INTO CARROT LOVERS!
SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE VEGAN REVOLUTION AND HAVE THE BEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT VEGAN AGAIN!

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

16th century, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Join, manage resources, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, Nations, player-engagement, Politics, Realistic, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological, Valkaryian Skies, vanilla-like

Overview of The Next Age of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
A World of Realistic Politics
Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies
Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology
Experience realistic technological Era advancement
Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer.

Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system. Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and the environment, but uses a “soft reset” system so you don’t lose all your progress. Players can start in a vanilla-like Age and eventually advance to space travel, influencing how future Ages evolve through your choices and suggestions. Currently, the server is somewhere in the 16th century.

The goal is to foster player engagement: build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply just relax.

To learn more and join, visit: https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is The Next Age of Helios?	The Next Age of Helios is a Minecraft server with a focus on realistic politics, lore quests, technological advancement, and more.
How does the Age Progression system work?	The Age Progression system changes gameplay style, technology, and environment with each Age, allowing players to advance through different eras without losing progress.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting the Discord server or downloading the modpack from CurseForge.

SeasonedCraft 1.20
aromatic, condiments, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, dish, flavoring, Food, Herbs, ingredients, kitchen, Meal, recipe, Savory, SeasonedCraft, Seasoning, seasoning blend, seasoning mix, seasoning recipe, spices, Taste
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic culinary adventures you’ll ever experience!
We use a secret blend of enchanted spices and herbs to make our virtual food taste out of this world.
From diamond-encrusted steaks to golden apple pies, our chefs are constantly pushing the boundaries of flavor.
You’ll never look at a block of dirt the same way again after tasting our gourmet creations.
So come on down and satisfy your virtual taste buds with us!

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