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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6939 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 8806 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Are you tired of those big, corporate Minecraft servers trying to take over the world? Well, fear not, because our server is exclusively for small indies! We don’t want any big corpos ruining our fun, so they can stay in their own general chat.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes for a lifetime supply of cookies. It’s a crazy world out there, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
