small house Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FridaysWithNoHubbyTV

aita, BEDROOM, Contention, Friday Nights, FridaysWithNoHubbyTV, hard work, husband, Laundry, relationship, relegated to the basement, rupaul’s drag race, small house, social media, spoilers, Storage, taking over the living room, tv show, unfinished basement, unreasonable, working out

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being banished to the basement just to watch your favorite show while your husband sulks upstairs? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and build your own fabulous drag race runway, complete with glitter, glam, and all the drama you can handle.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also create your own workout area to get those muscles pumping, a laundry room to keep your clothes clean, and endless storage space for all your Minecraft treasures. And if your husband dares to complain, just build him a cozy bedroom where he can sulk in peace while you slay the runway.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner drag queen shine! Who knows, maybe RuPaul himself will make a guest appearance and crown you the ultimate Minecraft queen. It’s time to sashay away from the drama and into a world of creativity and fun.

BasementBunkers Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, basement, BasementBunkers, blanket, cold, cramped, dusty, family, guest bedroom, living room, luggage, mattress, Minecraft, only child, parents, Pillow, RELATIVES, Server, settling in, sleeping arrangements, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own room just to accommodate your relatives? Do you want a place where you can build your own kingdom without any interruptions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and claim your virtual space now!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about dusty basements or uncomfortable mattresses. You can build the grandest castle, the tallest tower, or the craziest rollercoaster without anyone telling you to make room for someone else.

Forget about arguing with your parents, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a cramped house when you can have an entire virtual world to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to sharing your space with pesky relatives!

PetPanicCraft

Animals, axolotls, breeding, bunnies, Cats, Dogs, Food, Free Time, guinea pigs, hamsters, Mice, Mother, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Pets, refusing to help, RESPONSIBILITY, small house, SNAKE, Stable, Water

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Potions Brewed:	199
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

95 degrees, caring wife, Dangerous, Daughters, disability, extension cord, Fan, feasibility, homelessness, insulation, lack of space, lack of ventilation, Legality, mother-in-law, psychological issues, relative living, rent chip-in, shed living, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, small house, texas

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

KidSplash Bikini Zone

#motherhood support., Bikini, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, family, judgment, KidSplash, modesty, Motherhood, motherhood struggles, parenting, peer pressure, postpartum body, Pregnancy, quadruplets, self-confidence, social norms, stretch marks, swimming lessons, swimsuit etiquette, two piece swimsuit, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old swimming lessons where everyone wears the same old swimsuits? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky swimming experience like no other!

Picture this: you, your husband, and his friends all rocking some stylish trunks with no shirts, while your quadruplets splash around learning to swim. But wait, here’s the twist – you’re wearing a two-piece swimsuit that shows off your awesome baby belly stretch marks from having quadruplets! The other moms might not appreciate your unique fashion sense, but we sure do!

Join our server for a swim-tastic time filled with laughter, fun, and of course, some questionable fashion choices. Who needs modesty when you can show off your fabulous post-pregnancy bod to the world? So come on over and dive into the craziness – just make sure to cover up that scandalous stomach if you want to avoid any mommy drama!

LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Farms Harvested:	123
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mines Excavated:	3834	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Buildings Constructed:	23
Void Armor Forged:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	5664
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Crops Grown:	3413	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!