Small House MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mommy’s Mineville Baby Bash

family relationships, baby visits, sleepless baby, tired parents, weekend plans

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting a screaming, non-sleeping baby while running a daycare out of a tiny house with a herd of goats and a dog? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any judgment.

We understand the struggle of dealing with parents who refuse to visit because of an air mattress and lack of seating. On our server, you can create a virtual paradise where your parents can visit in style, with plenty of room for everyone to relax and enjoy themselves.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you have Minecraft? Let’s build a world where babies never cry and parents always visit. Join now and leave the real world behind – after all, diamonds are a parent’s best friend!

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FridaysWithNoHubbyTV

unfinished basement, FridaysWithNoHubbyTV, Laundry, rupaul’s drag race, taking over the living room

Are you tired of being banished to the basement just to watch your favorite show while your husband sulks upstairs? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and build your own fabulous drag race runway, complete with glitter, glam, and all the drama you can handle.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also create your own workout area to get those muscles pumping, a laundry room to keep your clothes clean, and endless storage space for all your Minecraft treasures. And if your husband dares to complain, just build him a cozy bedroom where he can sulk in peace while you slay the runway.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner drag queen shine! Who knows, maybe RuPaul himself will make a guest appearance and crown you the ultimate Minecraft queen. It’s time to sashay away from the drama and into a world of creativity and fun.

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BasementBunkers Minecraft Server

luggage, Argument, Pillow, dusty, cold

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own room just to accommodate your relatives? Do you want a place where you can build your own kingdom without any interruptions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and claim your virtual space now!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about dusty basements or uncomfortable mattresses. You can build the grandest castle, the tallest tower, or the craziest rollercoaster without anyone telling you to make room for someone else.

Forget about arguing with your parents, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a cramped house when you can have an entire virtual world to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to sharing your space with pesky relatives!

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PetPanicCraft

SNAKE, Animals, Mother, Pets, Food

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

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SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

sharing space, family tradition, sibling’s partner, sister’s boyfriend, ANNOYING

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

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SisGripShutUpCraft

relationships, language barrier, misunderstanding, snobby, cousins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

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ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

homelessness, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, Dangerous, lack of space, relative living

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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WeddingCraft: No Sis Allowed

Dogs, Sis, Allergies, dog sitter, wedding invitations

Are you tired of dealing with dog drama at family events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of canine companions! Our virtual world is completely dog-free, so you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without any furry interruptions.

Imagine a wedding where the only guests are creepers and zombies – that’s the kind of drama-free environment you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about your sister’s dogs causing a ruckus or stealing the spotlight, because they’re not allowed in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can help find a trusted dog sitter for your sister’s anxiety-ridden pups – virtually, of course. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a hidden pet-friendly dimension where dogs rule the land!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from furry distractions and family feuds, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures without the hassle of hounds?

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BoomerGenGone_MinecraftSMP

generation, baby boomers, elder care, BoomerGenGone_MinecraftSMP, legacy planning

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of baby boomers vs Gen Z in a virtual world showdown. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be hilarious!

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of wild llamas. Legend has it that only those with the dankest memes can unlock its treasures. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chicken, he will grant you three wishes. Sounds clucking crazy, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be prepared for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life! Remember, the fate of the baby boomers generation hangs in the balance – don’t miss out on all the fun!

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BlockyBanter

Inappropriate Behavior, social norms, inappropriate questions, subreddit, Online Community

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you weird fucks out there!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to leave your inhibitions at the door.

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