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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6663 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5864 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?
But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!