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RageQuitCraft: Tiny Terrors!

small things that infuriate, anger triggers, frustrating moments, minor irritations, Terrors

🌌 Welcome to the most outrageously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🌌

Ever had your favorite tree chopped down by a rogue llama? Or perhaps you’ve been flung into the sky by an angry chicken on a warpath? Here, that madness is just the beginning!

🚀 Join Now: Prepare for Outrageous Projects! 🚀 Picture this: you’re mining peaceful diamonds when suddenly, a portal opens, and you find yourself in an alternate dimension where everything is made of SWEETS! But wait—evil gummy bears are plotting to rule the universe, and it’s up to you to build a fortress out of gummy blocks to protect the candy kingdom. Who knew Minecraft could be a battle against confectionery tyranny?

⚔️ Epic Battles Against the Unusual! ⚔️ Feeling brave? Join in on our Bi-Weekly Skydiving Pig Wars. Strap on your armor made of cookie dough and jump off floating islands while throwing eggs (crowd-sourced from our local potato chickens) at each other! The last pig standing gets a lifetime supply of cake—wait, is that a delicious reward or a nightmarish curse?

🎉 Bizarre Events That Could Make You Rage! 🎉 Did you ever find yourself screaming at your screen because your friend stole your enchanted pickaxe? Here, That’s a Tuesday! Experience our infamous “Trade Your Stuff for a Sock” event. Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have a magical sock that grants you the ability to turn into a rubber ducky for two minutes? Rage induced or life-changing? You decide!

💔 Rage Quitting is Just the Beginning! 💔 You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might throw your controller across the room…but that’s all part of the charm! Who hasn’t rage-quit after a creeper blew up their entire castle, only to find a sign left behind that says, “Thanks for playin’, sucka! See you in the Nether!”?

🐢 So Why Wait? Join Us for Insanity! 🐢 Whether you want to ride on the backs of giant tortoises in a squid rodeo or wish to craft bizarre enchantments that turn your sword into a food blender, join us for the most random, hysterical, and oddly infuriating survival experience of your blocky life! Because remember, even though your pickaxe might break, your spirit will never stop laughing!

Join now—your future of unimaginable rage (and hilarity) awaits! 🎮✨

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TinyTNTMishap Minecraft SMP

unlucky happenings, frustrating experiences, bad vibes, Bad Luck, small frustrations

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of flying llamas, and battling a boss mob that looks suspiciously like a giant block of cheese. Trust us, your day will never be boring again! Plus, rumor has it that hidden within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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MineCraftyLife – Minecraft Server

minor annoyances, daily hassles, minor setbacks, minor inconveniences at home, minor inconveniences in society

Tired of stubbing your toe on your bed frame every morning? Sick of your cat knocking over your glass of water just as you’re about to take a sip? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your minor inconveniences!

On our server, we have a magical potion that makes your bed frame disappear so you can glide effortlessly out of bed in the morning. And don’t worry about your cat – we have a special anti-knockover glass of water that will stay upright no matter how many times your furry friend tries to sabotage it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best, inconvenience-free life!

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Pixelated Peen Paradise – Server #6969

Shut Me Up Edition, NovelAI V.3, BNWO Dictionary, Earned Orgasms Program, Slur Strokes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Whiteboy Denial Week every month! Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone in the most epic way possible. Share your edge count with fellow players and see who can hold out the longest!

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3! For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited gens and create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

Join us and use the below tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens, explore our Booru filled with all kinds of wild content, and even learn the BNWO Dictionary to expand your vocabulary.

And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program – earn rewards for your achievements in-game and reach new levels of satisfaction.

With templates, editing tutorials, Discord channels (even if they’re dead), and so much more, this server is the ultimate playground for those looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s have a blast together!

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Join OrbitMC, where semi-vanilla is the spice of life! Just like your grandma’s secret recipe!

Join, Community, Play, Semivanilla, get involved

Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

OrbitMC Staff Team

FAQ	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC server?	Visit our Linktree and follow the steps provided to join and get whitelisted.
Is the server only for experienced players?	No, we welcome players of all experience levels to join our community and have fun.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join and play on OrbitMC.

ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

Canada, Clucking, Currency, cost, Food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where chickens rule the land and demand to be paid in maple syrup instead of diamonds. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be on a quest to gather as much maple syrup as possible to keep those demanding chickens happy.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move and skeletons show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking, “How much is chicken in Canada again?”

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Nero’s Not-So-Eternal Rest Minecraft Server

Server, sorrow, Loss, eternal rest, love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, participate in wild treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, and explore secret underground lairs filled with talking cows who give out questionable life advice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ghost of Nero, a legendary player who haunts the land with his mischievous tricks and pranks. Will you be brave enough to face him and earn his respect, or will you end up as just another victim of his ghostly shenanigans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Rest in peace, Nero – your legacy lives on in our server!

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HexArchon: Where Everything is Custom Except the Players’ Excuses for Losing

The tags that are not part of the content provided are: Custom MMO, Survival, new, group, LOSING
HexArchon Minecraft Server

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Overview

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links
Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay.

Gameplay Mechanics
Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU AMD Ryzen 9 5950X

RAM 3200MHz 16GB

Storage 400GB NVME SSD

Hosted Location US East Coast

Joining
FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.hexarchon.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any technical limitations for Bedrock players?

A: Yes, the Bedrock version has experimental support with some technical limitations to be aware of.

Q: What makes the server unique?

A: The server features custom mobs, items, enchants, dungeons, quests, and more for a unique gameplay experience.
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CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
RAM	3200MHz 16GB
Storage	400GB NVME SSD
Hosted Location	US East Coast

Zeacraft VS Hypixel

multiplayer, Zeacraft, Towny, Custom Plugins, Survival

Criteria	Hypixel	Zeacraft
Player Base	One of the largest Minecraft servers with millions of players	Smaller community server focused on YouTuber Zeabruse’s fans
Game Modes	Wide variety of minigames and custom game modes	Focus on traditional survival and creative modes
Community Events	Frequent events and tournaments	Occasional events organized by Zeabruse
Updates	Regular updates with new content and features	Less frequent updates, but responsive to player feedback
Support	24/7 support for players	Dedicated staff team for assistance

Hypixel FAQ

Q: How many players does Hypixel have?	A: Hypixel has millions of players on its server.
Q: What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer?	A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and custom game modes.
Q: Does Hypixel have regular updates?	A: Yes, Hypixel regularly updates its server with new content and features.
Q: Is there 24/7 support on Hypixel?	A: Yes, Hypixel has 24/7 support for players.

Zeacraft FAQ

Q: What is the focus of Zeacraft?	A: Zeacraft is a community server focused on YouTuber Zeabruse’s fans, but open to everyone.
Q: What game modes are available on Zeacraft?	A: Zeacraft focuses on traditional survival and creative modes.
Q: Are there regular updates on Zeacraft?	A: Updates on Zeacraft are less frequent, but responsive to player feedback.
Q: Is there dedicated staff for assistance on Zeacraft?	A: Yes, Zeacraft has a dedicated staff team to help players.

Minecrafty McMineface – Baldur’s Gate Banter

Mods, News, Wiki, minecrafty, Karmic Dice

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’re talking Dangerous Duo Edition, where the only thing more dangerous than the mobs are the players themselves.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, romance, and questionable decisions. Knock out Minthara in Act 1 to recruit her without going down the evil path – sure, you might miss out on a steamy sex scene, but who needs that when you’ve got epic loot to collect?

Choose your path through the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? Take on higher difficulties for the ultimate challenge and bragging rights. And don’t forget to enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of bad luck – unless you’re a true Minecraft warrior, of course.

So why join our server? Because where else can you consume tadpoles without consequences, resist the Dark Urge like a boss, and long rest for those juicy companion interactions? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might just pass that DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a disastrous makeover.

Don’t miss out on the fun – vote on our polls for romance, race, class, and companions, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to conquer the world – one block at a time. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Small Frustrations

Welcome to OrbitMC!

OrbitMC Staff Team

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Overview

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there any technical limitations for Bedrock players?

Q: What makes the server unique?

Hypixel FAQ

Zeacraft FAQ