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SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	7532	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6922	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

AITAH, Behavior, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, control, crazy, Decision making, family trip, inappropriate, Lawyer, Legal, Monitoring, parenting, Phone, reddit, RedditCraft, Son, supervision, Support

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Animals Bred:	82
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

LifeRater Minecraft SMP

Contentment, current life, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life balance, life evaluation, life experiences, life fulfillment, life happiness, life journey, life progress, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeRater, Minecraft, personal growth, Rating, satisfaction, self reflection, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring routine in your real life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane existence of your everyday life. Here, you can become a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a potato farmer if that’s your thing. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the diamond pickaxe. Rumor has it that those who can impress the llamas with their sick dance moves will be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare treasures and untold riches.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring reality and join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

blocks, cathartic experience, coping mechanisms, CryCraft, emotional breakdown, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, emotional release techniques, Emotional support, emotional triggers, mental health, Mental well-being, personal growth, processing emotions, Sadness, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of crying in real life? Well, cry no more and join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so hilarious, you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember the last time you cried in real life. From epic pranks to wacky adventures, this server is guaranteed to make you ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Axe Off)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sad tears and hello to tears of joy!

Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, Epic, Erdogan, Erdogan government, Erdogans, Government, international relations, INVADE, Israel, Jerusalem post, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, threat, turkey

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	153	Enchantments Applied:	230
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

lol imagine if Erdogan tried to invade Israel but ended up in a Minecraft server instead! that’s right, come join our server where you can build your own virtual Turkey and invade other players’ lands (just kidding, no real invasions here).

we have crazy events like a turkey costume contest where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the map. plus, our admin team is as powerful as Erdogan’s mustache, always ready to help and make sure everyone is having a good time.

so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way (just don’t try to invade them, okay?).

GazaDocPainCraft

Abuse, cruel treatment, DOCTORS, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaDocPainCraft, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, international conflict, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, MIDDLE EAST, Pain, patient rights, psychological torture, Suffering, Trauma, violence, war zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Towns Built:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are actually evil masterminds trying to cause pain to players? Well, look no further cuz on this server, the Gazan doctors will stop at nothing to make sure you suffer in the most outrageous ways possible!

One time, a player got captured by these doctors and they made him mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end. Another player was forced to build a giant statue of a creeper out of dirt blocks, only to have it blown up by a TNT trap right before completion.

But the craziest story of all is when a player tried to escape from the doctors’ evil clutches by building a secret underground base. Little did he know, the doctors had planted a bunch of hidden traps that turned his base into a death maze filled with lava, zombies, and poisonous spiders.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your sanity, come join us and see if you can survive the twisted world of the Gazan doctors!

SeaSipCraft

adaptation, adaptation to environment, biology, Drinking, environmental adaptation, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary process, human evolution, Marine Biology, marine life, natural selection, Ocean, salt tolerance, SALTWATER, SeaSipCraft, Seawater, Survival, water consumption, water scarcity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Ores Mined:	7898
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we all drink seawater and build underwater bases like mermaids. we have a secret potion that turns you into a fish for 24 hours so you can swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil squid army. our staff are all trained mermaids who will guide you through the depths of the ocean and help you find hidden treasures. plus, we have a pet shark named steve who loves to play fetch with seashells. so come on down to our underwater paradise and make a splash in the coolest server around!

breadsmp

breadsmp, Claiming, Community, Cross-Play, Friendly, Houses, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, no killing, no lore, no staged events, No Stealing, normal server, rules, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragons Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	2

14 friendly members, houses for claiming, just a normal survival multiplayer server. No lore, nothing staged.

Rules:

No cheating/hacking, no griefing, no stealing, no killing without reason.

bsmpn.falixsrv.me:25436

Silvermons: The Pixelmon Party! Join for crazy mods, epic battles, and endless laughs!

{Player Tournaments}, Battle Tower, Battles, Casual players, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, crazy, Curseforge, custom content, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endless, Epic, friendly community, Gyms, Join, laughs, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, modded server, Mods, non pay-to-win, Party, Pixelmon, pixelmon modpack, Player Gym system, Rank progression, Silvermons, Unique Events

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Animals Bred:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is Silvermons server?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does the server have?

The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet. It also offers Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

3. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: play.silvermons.com

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Ignition Teaser was made just for us! Join us and feel the heat as you navigate through our fiery landscapes.

Need a hand in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll have more than just a hand – you’ll have a whole armada of helpers ready to assist you on your epic quests. Just like in the Natlan Preview Teaser, we’ve got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the event “Summertide Scales and Tales” where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. Just like in the event, you’ll be surrounded by mythical creatures and epic stories waiting to be discovered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our current character banner features Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – a lineup so powerful, it’ll make the Ender Dragon cower in fear. Plus, our weapon banner includes the Verdict (Claymore) and the Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) – weapons so legendary, they could slay a whole army of creepers with just one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. And don’t forget to use our redeemable codes for some extra Primogems – because who doesn’t love freebies in Minecraft?