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PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem

Appearance, body image, Church, Confidence, cultural norms, Glasses, Insecurity, judgment, NoGlassesNoProblem, Pastor, PastorPeepers, personal boundaries, Praying, religious leader, Respect, Rude, self esteem, self-conscious, small eyes, social expectations, social pressure

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	330	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Animals Bred:	57
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pastor is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and uncover the mysteries of small eyes and big dreams. Our server is so inclusive, even insecure glasses wearers are welcome to join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a 40-year-old married man with 3 kids and a wife to team up with on your adventures! So come on down and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1225
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Votes:	9863	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Magic Items Found:	7217	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Animals Bred:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mines Excavated:	3599
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	3656	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

accessibility, app, AppAddictMinecraftSMP, Communication, convenience, Customization, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite app, favorite mobile app, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, interface, mobile app, productivity, Smartphone, social media, Technology, user-friendly, why

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Emeralds Found:	2987	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7321
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!