GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	184
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2301

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

#gamer, Above Average, acceptance, anatomy, big, BIGGER….., blocks, body image, comparison, Confidence, Dicks, fagmaxxing, Insecurity, judgment, long trail, measure size, mental struggle, Minecraft, Perception, reality check, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, small dick, societal norms, Ultimate, WellEndowed

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit formation strategies, habit formation tips, habit loop, habit stacking, habit tracking, HabitCraft, habits for success, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, Positive Change, productivity, self improvement, small habit, smp, Wins

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

CraftyLife, critical choices, Decision making, Decisions, defining moments, diamonds, impactful decision, impactful life decisions, important life choices, influential choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, major life decisions, personal growth, pivotal decisions, self development, shaping my destiny, shaping my future, shaping my journey, shaping my path, significant life events, transformative decisions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, base, cold war, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, finland, FinnCraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, NATO base, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Proximity, russia, Russian border, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, Tension

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

CraftyAirForcePrime

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Vulture Sanitation Service

Biodiversity loss, carcasses consumption, conservation efforts, diseases control, Ecological importance, ecosystem balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chain disruption, habitat destruction, human deaths, India, population decline, public health, sanitation, sanitation system, scavengers, service, veterinary drugs, Vulture, vulture population collapse, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Towns Built:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

STALKER Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Stalker

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:39283

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mines Excavated:	3322
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8191	Divine Spears Created:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

Crafty, cyców, cyców japońskich, EDYCJA, edycja cyców, edycja cyców japońskich, japońskich, Minecraft, Polish, polska, polska edycja, polska edycja cyców, polska edycja cyców japońskich, polska edycja japońskich, polska japońskich, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2911	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, fear of regret, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria acceptance, gender dysphoria confusion, gender dysphoria help, gender dysphoria struggles, gender dysphoria support, gender dysphoria therapy, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Identity, gender transition, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, smp, societal expectations, Theyre, Transgender, transitioning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

LocksNBlocks

bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Door, family, Home Protection, key, Locks, LocksNBlocks, parenting, privacy, relationship, Respect, Safe, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	1961	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

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