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GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

gtfo, Insecurities, Angry, overreacting, small dick

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

judgment, self-conscious, mental struggle, big, reality check

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

The Loft MC | Freeplay | Townscape | 1.20.4

Freeplay, Community, Economy, Minigames, PvP

Join the Adventure on The Loft MC!

Explore a world of endless possibilities on our Freeplay server. Discover a relaxed environment where players can build their own towns, start a trade empire, or unleash their creative side on a custom terrain world. Get ready for thrilling server-wide events every week with amazing prizes to be won.

Freeplay offers:

Exciting server

Join our lively Discord server today and take the first step towards your adventure: https://discord.gg/loft. We can’t wait to welcome you to The Loft MC!

IP: play.theloftmc.com

play.theloftmc.com

MineJupiter

Survival

Hello! Thank you for wanting to know more about MineJupiter! This is a survival server with mods for version 1.12.2. I’m sure you’ve ever thought about being on a server with your friends with the best mods, so enter MineJupiter! All the mods (there aren’t many so you don’t need a NASA computer either ;)) you will find them in the #new-mods channel document on our discord. We hope to see you on the server! 😀

Minejupiter.aternos.me

MikArt Europe

Earth, Survival

A really peaceful fun server with a good comunity. join the discord from the link. the community is really nice and helpful

play.mikart.eu

Zilla’s Modded

Modpack, Furniture, Trains, Server, Forge

Mine with a pickaxe, with robots, or with tunnel boring trains. You can do some comfy interior design, or you could build an industrial railroad. You can use the advanced combat mechanics and dual wield, or you could ignore them and fight the vanilla way. Shoot a boomstick, or throw spears like a caveman.

Zilla’s Modded is a Forge 1.7.10 modpack server based on the idea of playing how you want to. There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack

IP: countries-raised.joinmc.link

To install the modpack, you must “import” the ZIP file with either CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred).

Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

It is highly recommend to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do.

The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack/relations/dependencies

Quick tips:* ‘G’ opens up the crafting guide, and clicking “Set item” allows you to search the item list* ‘R’ toggles battlegear mode (allows you to dual wield weapons)* Your battlegear mode inventory is accessed by clicking the ‘BG’ button inside of your inventory.* ‘F’ to fart when sitting on a toilet* Tunnel bores and trains are cool :]* There are explosive arrows, katanas, spears, and boomsticks ;]

countries-raised.joinmc.link:10822

MCCQ

Survival

MCCQ is a friendly survival server. In this server, we have griefprevention and Essentials installed.

mccq.minehut.gg

FreedomCraft Network

Customitems, Custommobs, Updatedfrequently, Wiki, Anticheat

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Basic Content:

38+ Custom Dungeons, most handmade by our own staff!10K+ Dungeon mobs to fight!200+ Challenging dungeon bosses and minibosses!100+ Randomized world events and world bosses8 in game days for our custom coded Bloodmoon providing unique challenges and rewards!

Depth & Quality of Life:

Custom Instancing Setup: You will never run out of dungeon content because it is cleared or occupied!Custom Coded RPG Stats plugin with special accessories and bonuses on gear!Custom Skins, Models, Boss Powers, and Environments for originality!

Planned/WIP Features:

players

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play.freedomcraftmc.com

LeoFanteCraft

Factions, Creative, KitPvP, Survival

Experience real vanilla, play with your friends in factions and do pvp with crackshot weapons! We also added creative! Have fun with us and your friends!

leofantecraft.eu

Femboy SMP

Survival, PvP, Cross-Play

Are you looking for server to just chill, build your place and settle. Maybe start bigger projects with friends?

You want all this but in safe space in LGBTQIA+ community. Well you are in luck!

Playing on Bedrock? We are using GeyserMC, meaning you are able to join the fun even with console! Just use the ip: g4.bitti.gg:25572. For more information check GeyserMC guide.

play.femboysmp.eu