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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	105
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

Alpha Bending Minecraft server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	2279
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Well hello! It’s great to see you on the Alpha Network page.

Let me tell you about Alpha Bend.

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The flex server is inspired by Avatar the Last Airbender and Legends of Korra.

there you can control the natural elements, which means; Water, Earth, Fire and Air as you wish. If you are interested in martial arts

you can choose to block qi. Also, if you want to represent the Light Side or the Dark Side as a Spirit, you can choose the Spirit options which, they

absolutely free!

With these bending techniques you can fight with others in the Bending Arena, if you like competition you can try BendingPvP.

In BendingPvP you can compete in ranked matches or fight with friends in group options if you don’t want to participate in ranked battles,

you can try a friendlier option – unranked matches. Or you can fight the great firebender Azula!

I must warn you, she has pure power.

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Another option: you can use your Element(s) to survive in the wild world. You will also have McMMO and SlimeFun.

So what is SlimeFun? SlimeFun is a plugin that aims to turn your gaming experience into a mod pack like FTB without installing a single mod.

It offers everything you can imagine. From backpacks to jetpacks…

And McMMO, McMMO was first created 8 years ago, inspired by many games, in particular Morrowind. With its simple yet captivating nature,

you can find an MMO experience in Minecraft. It includes skill leaderboards, countless skills, super powers, party system and much more.

About factions;

With this addition, players unite into factions. You claim the land as your own and build your base. Factions are a self-serve system against griefing. Leaders control who can edit their faction’s land.

Factions are also about diplomacy and war. You declare wars and make alliances. You fight for the land and manage your cash expenses.

About custom enchantments;

An addon that brings fun to the server, this plugin contains custom enchantments, lucky treasures, custom gear status and more!

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This is our discord; https://discord.gg/gpBkfRR

play.alphabending.online

Realm of Theous

Creative, Roleplay

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7439	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Creative Plot Server, With World edit With A fantasy Quest roleplay world under construction (looking for builders)

theous.apexmc.co:25583

yamanoko_server

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

yamanoko_server is a survival server which started in March 2022.I want you to come cause nobody is there now seriously. This server apply both anti-cheat and anti-troll plugins so that everyone can enjoy in relieve. Also, this server allows cross-play: Java and PE! (But, I recommend you that you would play with Java edition for stability.) Port for each platform are as follow. Java:25565 PE:19132 Let’s play with us in yamanoko_server! official HP(In Japanese): http://minecraft.yamanoko.fun/

minecraft.yamanoko.fun

Vanilacraft

Abilities, Arena Pvp, DonatorRanks, Economy, Parkour, Player Warps, Pve Survival, Pvparenas, Safe Survival, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

💖 We are VanillaCraft community which aims to offer the most enjoyable Survival experience in Minecraft. The main focus of the server is our economy which has been tweaked and balanced to allow players to sell many items in the game! Our server offers ingame banking which gives you interest on money you deposite .Our economy system allows for many of ways to earn money, which you can use to purchase in-game ranks, perks and more!💯💠 Gamemodes 💠SkyBlock• SkyWars• KnockBack• BedWars• Kit PVP• SkyPVP• Full PVP• Bridge• EggWars• TNT Tag• PIT• Parkour• Build Battle• One Block• Creative• Mega Creativeand many more.

♦ Version – Latest♦ Shop System (Everything )♦ ShopKepers♦ Banking System with Interest♦ No Griefing♦ Live Maps♦ Custom Economy with Balanced Prices♦ Custom Enchantments♦ Auction System for Trading♦ Safe Trading♦ Rankup Feature♦ Voting for Rewards♦ Custom Plugins♦ Land Claiming♦ DiscordChat connected to In-gameChat♦ Helpful Staff

IP: vanillacraft.funDiscord: https://dsc.gg/vanillacraftWebsite: https://vanillacraft-698.tebex.io/

vanillacraft.fun

..-..x WINTER UPDATE OPENING OF ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

The owner of the server “..-..x WINTER UPDATE OPENING OF ANARCHY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d5.ngtime.ru

The Innercube

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1596
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

The innercube SMP is a brand new survival multiplayer server with a small but growing friendly community! A few of our features include: – Golden shovel land claiming + griefing is not allowed – Keepinventory is on in every world – Being able to join jobs and to create your own playershops and playerwarps – Using in-game money to buy cool item effects like nightvision or haste – mcMMO – Safarinets (pokeball like eggs to catch and release mobs) – Silktouch spawners – The option to use a resourceworld to gather materials or to level mcmmo (not mandatory) – Friendly, helpful players We would love to see you on the server! IP: play.innercubesmp.com

play.innercubesmp.com

Hyrule SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crops Grown:	7949
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Hyrule Kingdom ———————– SMP SERVER ————————- A lot of stuff to do! —————————- Chill and fun

BEDROCK IP : hyrule.my.pebble.host | PORT: 25585

hyrule.my.pebble.host

Arsonsetups flame

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Parkour, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Uhc, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Server Information:● IP: flame.arsonsetups.com● Web: www.arsonsetups.com● Store: store-flame.arsonsetups.com● Discord: discord.arsonsetups.com

flame.arsonsetups.com

mc.123c.ru Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Empty, Herobrine, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mines Excavated:	1927
Dragon Eggs Found:	4801	Meteorites Collected:	0

A simple classic vanilla survival server. Always online.

mc.123c.ru

The server has:Privates, minigames, warps, shop, Herobrine, different skills of mobs, seasons, clans, work, experience, skins, player effects…–Server main menu /123c–Private territories (3 regions of 100k blocks each).Drop spawners with a silk pickaxe.World radius 5,000 blocks.House points (3).All available commands are described on the website!

One year of stable work:Server date: August 8, 2021warp world: December 15, 2021Warp Hell: December 15, 2021Warp end: December 15, 2021

mc.123c.ru

Zanity Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7101	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Zanity Network, the #1 Minecraft server in Cambodia! Enjoy low-latency gameplay with our high-performance servers located in Singapore and Japan. We offer multiple game modes, including BoxPvP, Towny, and Kingdoms.

asia.zanity.net