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VacayVeto: AITA?

aita, attachment issues, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family manager, family pressure, family responsibilities, family vacation, financial responsibilities, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, personal time, raising siblings, self-employment, sibling relationships, single mother, Stress Management, vacation planning, VacayVeto, work-life balance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Towns Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of being the family manager and second mother to your siblings? Do you want to escape the constant demands of your single mother who relies on you for everything? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can finally focus on yourself and your own needs without anyone constantly calling you or expecting you to drop everything for them. No more family vacations to plan or siblings to take care of – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Escape the drama and stress of your family life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle or mining for diamonds. Join now and say goodbye to being the family manager – it’s time to put yourself first for once!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety coping strategies, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, AnxietyCraft, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic healing, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, relieve anxiety, self-care, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your mental health? Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation! Our virtual therapists (aka moderators) are always on hand to help you slay your inner demons and conquer your fears. Plus, our virtual world is so chill that even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to unwind. So come join us and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

CreeperCarnage

anxiety, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnage, emotional scars, fear, Healing Process, mental health, mental resilience, Nightmares, overcoming trauma, past experiences, ptsd, self-care, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, traumatic events, traumatic memories, triggers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magic Items Found:	2052	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we have a strict no digging straight down policy to prevent any more traumatic incidents like that. Join us and never fear the wrath of the lava gods again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron beak. Will you be able to navigate their treacherous maze of feathers and eggs to claim your rightful place as their chicken overlord?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2982	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	162608	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	5741	Orbs of Power Found:	6

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8051
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9909	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).