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Blocky Banter

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Rothschild’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world where you can mine for diamonds while dodging Illuminati conspiracies and Rothschild-owned mobs. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to predicting the future like the 2019 economist cover did! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await on our server. Who knows what insanity 2025 will bring!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3329	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Imagine mining diamonds while jamming out to Kronii’s original songs like a boss. Or battling creepers in epic boss fights inspired by her streams. And don’t even get us started on the crazy fanfic listings – you won’t believe the stories our players come up with!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a free chat room where you can unleash your inner meme lord, and handy links to keep you connected to all things Kronii. Plus, our current schedule is so jam-packed with fun activities, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos or Londoners – we only want Kronii love here! And don’t forget to report any leaks or defamation against Kronii to Cover – we’ve got your back, fam. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

Blocky Battle Grounds – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Total War game. Build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and unleash your inner warlord on unsuspecting players.

With updates and patches that come out faster than you can say “patch notes,” you’ll never get bored on our server. From hotfixes to balance changes, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t forget about our Pharaoh Dynasties expansion, where you can rule like a true Egyptian ruler.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Steamy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	2753
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8775	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LastHive Minecraft server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Divine Spears Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	187	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1568
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!