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Blocky Banter

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Momma’s Gift Gone Boom

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	660
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of receiving gifts that make you want to set them on fire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and fiery fun.

Just like the OP who set fire to their mother’s unwanted clothes, you can unleash your inner rebel and let loose on our server. Whether you’re burning down virtual houses or setting off TNT for kicks, there’s never a dull moment here.

We understand the struggle of being forced to accept gifts you never wanted, which is why we encourage you to take matters into your own hands. Show your mother who’s boss by joining our server and wreaking havoc in the most hilarious ways possible.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about your fiery antics, just remember that it’s all in good fun! So come on over and let your inner pyromaniac shine on our crazy Minecraft server. Who needs unwanted gifts when you have explosions and chaos at your fingertips?

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	9242	Runes Activated:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Have you ever been told that joining a Minecraft server could change your life forever? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our server, you’ll experience a transformation like never before!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a talking chicken appears and tells you that you are the chosen one destined to save the blocky world from an army of evil creepers. But wait, there’s more! As you embark on your epic quest, you’ll encounter magical unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret society of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to fly like a superhero, summon lightning storms at will, and even turn your enemies into harmless bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a life-changing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CraftyMaintenance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of your tools breaking every time you try to mine some diamonds? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have enchanted anvils that make your tools last FOREVER. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your pickaxe shattering into a million pieces again!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mystical creatures. Legend has it that anyone who finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Who needs diamonds when you have wishes, am I right?

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventuring, stop by our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizzas and creeper cupcakes. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities and absurdly overpowered anvils. Who knew maintaining BIFL things could be so much fun?

CraftyOilKingdom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!

NoShaveNoProblemMC

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3246	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can embrace ur inner yeti? well, this server is the place for u! we celebrate body hair in all its glory, cuz why shave when u can be a beautiful beast in the virtual world? join us and let ur hair down, literally! we have competitions for the longest chest hair and the most majestic beard. plus, our pixel art gallery is filled with hairy masterpieces. come join the fun and let ur follicles fly free!

Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	8579	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	Intel (R) i9-9900K
RAM	32GB DDR4
Storage	Unlimited NVMe Storage
Location	Miami

FAQ

How long has the server been active?

The server has only been active for a few days.

When is the dragon fight scheduled?

We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.

How can I apply to join the server?

Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server #320

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6944
Villages Defended:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most ASMR-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our anniversary livestream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to party. And did you see our Version 2.0 trailer? It’s so epic, even Herobrine shed a tear.

Join our server for the craziest confessions you’ll ever hear from players who have spent too much time in the mines. Our Anniversary teaser will leave you questioning reality, just like our Version 1.8 “Realm of Illusion” update.

Download our server on all platforms, including PC where we recommend using our standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Participate in our current events like the Virtual Breach, Dawn Restored, and Hero Games. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Katya – Blue Bolt and Neptune Nova.

Dress to impress with new outfits like [Private Secretary] Katya – Blue Bolt and [Feline Grace] Mauxir – Shadow Ka. And don’t forget to redeem codes like AdjutantPower and GreatWaifus for some sweet rewards.

Join our server today and become part of the snowg community. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper. Just kidding, they’ll still explode in your face.

Patty’s Femcel Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Void Gems Collected:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2727

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a lean beef patty? Look no further, because on our server, Lean Beef Patty is a confirmed femcel! Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and beef (pun intended). Who knew a Minecraft server could be so spicy? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

CraftyQuotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3761	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2478	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops disco balls instead of wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

CringeCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8499
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of cringing at your embarrassing memories? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that erases all cringeworthy memories! Join us and say goodbye to that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join our server and witness this majestic creature in all its glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!