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MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9039
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2270	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

SILdairyFreeDrama

allergic, contributing, dairy allergies, dairy free, dairy free desserts, dairy free food, dairy free options, dairy free sides, dairy free snack, dairy optional, dessert options, family meals, financially struggling, Hosting, main dishes, picky eater, self-oriented, SILdairyFreeDrama, Small children, vegan cake

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	192
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	105	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!

MadInCRAFT

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	57690	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6896
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

The Survival world is 100% survival! No teleportation. Many gameplay plugins have been added to make the gaming experience more enjoyable and are therefore often transparent to the player. NPCs are accessible in some cases. PVP is allowed, but in moderation Livemap: http://map.minecraft.kerv.org Statistics: http://stats.minecraft.kerv.org Serveur teamspeak3 dedie: ts3server://ts.kerv.org

jouer.madincraft.fr

Mystian Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Hello and welcome to The Mystian Network! We are a variety server, with a Spawn server, Towny server, Factions server, and Airwars server. What is airwars? The INCREDIBLE custom mini-game exclusively on our server! Battle the enemy ship with cannons and hand-on-hand combat. Empire Wars ensures an experience like no other server. Variety server truly describes us! Come and explore the amazing Empire Wars.

play.mystiannetwork.com

Starcraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

This is the Starcraft server we have 30 slots and are growing every day. our server is a factions based server but we have mcmmo and over plugins that you can interact with.we will have some mini games coming soon.

Owners: toxiccoke,FlamingFaggot8,Trakterboy16,MrEnderpig

We hope to see you on the server!!

198.20.126.195

Sliwco Server

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

A bukkit modded server, with SMP, mini-games and much more! We allow for players to have a survival experience, yet also play mini-games with a separate inventory so they do not risk loosing any items, currently supporting mini-games such as paintball, all which is custom coded JUST for this server!

game.sliw.co

PixelmonCraft

FTB, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

pixelmoncraft.com

Darkserver

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Creative Server

78.143.2.90

Sombrero Tekkit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gods Slained:	0

tekkit.sombrerocraft.com

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

play.mineland.org

MIneShake Network

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	216146	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	8985	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Mineshake.net

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

209.105.236.222