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MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	106	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1914	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

SILdairyFreeDrama

allergic, contributing, dairy allergies, dairy free, dairy free desserts, dairy free food, dairy free options, dairy free sides, dairy free snack, dairy optional, dessert options, family meals, financially struggling, Hosting, main dishes, picky eater, self-oriented, SILdairyFreeDrama, Small children, vegan cake

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!

Endersouls

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

pvp.Endersouls.com was founded 3 years ago. Owner afrikaans has resurrected the server and developed Endersouls into an extremely fun hub where Minecraft players can enjoy a variety of community driven gamemodes. We strive on creating a friendly community where players meet new players and become friends! Hop on and meet other Minecrafters like yourself! Join The Madness Prison + Skyblock + Parkour + Factions The Endersouls team looks forward to welcoming you!

pvp.endersouls.com

DJ Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Come join us! We have many fascinating game modes as we have just had a reboot! New spawns, warps and games! Join us now on DJCraft.gamename.net!

djcraft.gamename.net

EngammaCraft

Factions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9609	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	2679	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

mc.Engammacraft.com

MC.hypercraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	4644	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome MC.hypercraft Just A Vanilla Server !!!

Ip: MC.hypercraft.pt Version: 1.13.x /1.14.x /1.15.x suport !! (VERSION 1.13.x Recomend )

MC.hypercraft.pt

OnlineCraft.PL

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	198
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Buildings Constructed:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

OnlineCraft is a network of Minecraft servers that is constantly being developed. Register and join us. We have: SkyBlock, Creative and Surwiwal with automatic cuboids placed with a block.

Mc.OnlineCraft.pl:20145

Metropolis

Economy, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Hello :). We are a server where you can have a lot of fun. We offer different ranks, events, different mini-games, a mining world, a property world with GS sizes of 32×32, a farm world, the End, the Nether and a. Our server team will help you immediately if you have any problems or questions and will answer your questions. We also have a Teamspeak3 server: 62.104.20.144:9996 the password is: metro. Here you can chat with us and also have the opportunity to get to know us more :). TS³-Server: 62.104.20.144:9996 Server-IP: 81.30.154.247:25565

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Kaiser or Co_Kaiser (marcel2804 – greenfrog) Feel free to come to the server and you will be helped immediately 🙂 Have fun and I hope to see you soon. Euer Metropolis Team.

81.30.154.247

The Labyrinth of Sordrin

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	587
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	8

The Labyrinth of Sordrin is a colossal 3,100 x 3,100 maze filled with traps, puzzles, challenges, villages to plunder, hidden rooms and landmarks to discover and explore. It is filled with custom monsters, npc’s and hoards of treasure to discover and loot!

If you are looking for a challenge, you have found it!

mc.Sordrin.com

i-Cool Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

A Hong Kong Minecraft Server.

mc.i-coolhk.com

RadialCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

RadialCraft is a Creative based server. Other then creative worlds we have got our survival world and minigames:

– Prophunt SurvivalGames TNTRun Spleef History of the server: 3 years ago, A server formed called grabcraft. It’s still running, but it’s dead. Back in the day that server was lead by Niklon and Durrant. They both been throught a lot and that ended up bad. Around a year ago Niklon took over that server and banned durrant from it. According to that he decided to make his own server, called RadialCraft. The server been through a lot, from a person called surgetheurge who decided to dump our whole ftp into the toilet, and other things such as ddoss attacks or the LOLJesusDied Object.

After all this hassle, we managed to get a suitable and stable management over the server of what it is right now. We exist over a year and we are proud! Connect/server details: ip: mc.radialcraft.org Website: www.radialcraft.org Forums: www.radialcraft.org/forum/

104.218.101.25

AcidIsland

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

New game! AcidIsland!

mc.acidisland.net