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CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	8443
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	3722
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	136

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, new york city, NYC, NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	4988
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Oh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockbusterTV

10/10, all-time favorite TV series, best tv series, binge-worthy TV Series, BlockbusterTV, favorite TV Series, highly recommended TV series, must-watch TV Series, top rated TV series, TV series, TV series analysis, TV series critique, TV series list, TV series ranking, TV series rating, TV series recommendations, TV series review, TV series suggestions, TV series to watch, TV series worth watching, TV show recommendation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the final season of Game of Thrones? Look no further, because our server is the true MVP of TV series! We’ve got more drama than Grey’s Anatomy, more action than The Walking Dead, and more twists than Riverdale (seriously, who saw that Gargoyle King reveal coming?). Join us and experience the ultimate TV show-inspired adventure, where you can build your own Westeros, fight off hordes of zombies, and uncover the mysteries of a small town with way too many secrets. Trust us, this server is a solid 10/10 on the TV series scale!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, DAUGHTER, Dictatorship, family dynasty, Government, Kim, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leader, leadership, Minecraft, next generation, North Korea, political future, Politics, power transition, Régime, seoul, Server, Succession, succession plan

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u can be the leader of ur own lil world? well this server is like that, but on steroids! imagine being the leader of a whole country, like kim jong un in north korea. but get this, on this server, u can be even crazier than him! u can train ur daughter to be the next leader, just like kim is doing in real life. but instead of nukes and stuff, u can use TNT and creepers to assert ur dominance. join now for a wild ride of power, politics, and pixelated explosions!