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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 276 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.
our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.
so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.
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