small but impactful insult Minecraft Servers

small but impactful insult Minecraft Servers

  • TinyTrollzCraft

    TinyTrollzCraft
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2428
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only insult you hear is “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult paradise! Join us and get roasted by our resident insult master, Insulticus Maximus, who will come up with the most creative and hilarious insults you’ve ever heard.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a golden chicken nugget and bragging rights for life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be insulted, entertained, and amazed in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeftistCommuneMC Server: Join the Revolution!

    LeftistCommuneMC Server: Join the Revolution!
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7308
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5655
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our leftist hybrid commune and become a master byproduct producer/tailor!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you’ll be responsible for creating the most fashionable outfits made entirely out of byproducts. That’s right, forget diamonds and gold, we’re all about that rotten flesh and spider eyes couture!

    But that’s not all – as a byproduct producer/tailor, you’ll also be in charge of maintaining our communal farm, where we grow only the finest crops fertilized with zombie brains and creeper dust. Trust us, your crops will never taste the same again!

    So come join us on our server and show off your unique fashion sense and farming skills. Who knew being a byproduct producer/tailor could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MindBlock Minecraft Server

    MindBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3798
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 329066 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible!

    Join us and experience the thrill of jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava and surviving because you’re wearing a suit made of fire-resistant obsidian. Or team up with your friends to take down a giant mutant creeper that’s terrorizing the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of speedy chickens. And if you’re feeling brave, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm and battle it out with fearsome ghasts and pigmen.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure of the Notchbeard pirates hidden deep within the ocean depths. Argh matey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 9542
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Zombie Dances: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that stops you from killing yourself in the game! That’s right, no more falling into lava or getting blown up by creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of knowing you can’t die in the game, no matter how hard you try! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy death in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

    KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 707
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3861 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

    join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

    plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlyingCarCraft

    FlyingCarCraft
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8864
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mines Excavated: 3129
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have FLYING CARS cuz why not?? u can zoom around the map like a boss and show off to all ur friends. plus, the cars are made out of DIAMONDS so u know they’re fancy as heck. we even have a race track where u can compete against other players and win cool prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn. so what r u waiting for?? hop on our server and start flying like a pro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination

    FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5864
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA STOP PROCRASTINATIN’! WE GOT DA SECRET TO BEATIN’ DA BAD HABIT – JUST BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT DA FUTURE, DUH!

    WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!

    SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Modern Chaos: Anarchy Gone Wild! 1.20.4 Java Edition

    Modern Chaos: Anarchy Gone Wild! 1.20.4 Java Edition
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 8930
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Holy Grails Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

    Server IP modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
    • Explore and exploit the nether roof.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Server IP modern-anarchy.org

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are there any bans on the server? No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
    Is the server reset ever? No, the server never resets.
    What is the server IP? The server IP is modern-anarchy.org
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, there are no vanilla-altering plugins on the server.
    Is there a world border on the server? Yes, there is a 3×3 million block world border on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BoobCraft Minecraft Server

    BoobCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8406
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4709 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Star Shards Collected: 272
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

    Blocky Truth Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7597
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 112 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 458 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 519286 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

    And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 124
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Villages Defended: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

    We promise you won’t have to lend any diamonds to your fellow players, and if you do, they’ll actually pay you back! Plus, if you ever need a break from your significant other, just log on and build yourself a fortress to keep them out.

    And don’t worry about feeling guilty for spending money on in-game purchases, because on our server, we encourage it! Trade in your virtual car for a dragon mount, buy some enchanted armor, or splurge on a pet creeper – the possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your partner about who pays for dinner.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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