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  • CraftyRepairUSA

    CraftyRepairUSA

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if all 50 states came together and decided that everyone has the right to repair stuff, like even in minecraft! so now this server is like the ultimate place to be cuz you can fix anything and everything, even if it’s just a pixelated block. join us and be part of the repair revolution, where even the tiniest block matters. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of repair experts who can fix anything in record time. so come on, join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

    BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MontrealCraft: Local Vibes Only

    MontrealCraft: Local Vibes Only

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we only support local suppliers like the city of Montreal! we don’t mess with big corporations like Amazon, we keep it real with our blocky goods straight from the villagers. plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually secret portals to the real Montreal, where you can trade with real locals for some poutine and maple syrup. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChopstickCraft: No Soup for You!

    ChopstickCraft: No Soup for You!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many chinese restaurants and cafes that you won’t even know what to do with yourself! we have nearly 3 million of them, all serving up delicious pixelated food for your virtual hunger needs.

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground restaurant run by pandas. yes, you read that right. pandas serving up noodles and dumplings like there’s no tomorrow. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a cafe where all the villagers gather to gossip about the latest drama in the minecraft world. you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a villager spill the tea about a creeper who got rejected by a skeleton. it’s wild, i tell ya.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden restaurant run by llamas next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

    Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

    Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mysterious disappearance of all the cobblers! That’s right, no more cobblestone for you to mine, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other wacky adventures waiting for you.

    Join our server and help us solve the mystery of the missing cobblers. Maybe they were abducted by aliens or maybe they just couldn’t handle the pressure of being constantly mined. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the moonwalk. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most cobble-less Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PandemicCraft2020

    PandemicCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the pandemic never happened! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your dream world without any pesky viruses getting in the way.

    Our server is so pandemic-proof that even the creepers are wearing masks to keep you safe. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret potion that turns you into a toilet paper hoarding zombie – because why not?

    So come join us and leave all your pandemic woes behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through a world where the only thing contagious is the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyRoads: Vision Zero LOLZ

    CraftyRoads: Vision Zero LOLZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build roads safer than seattle after a wild taco truck rampage! our vision zero project is to make sure no more tacos are harmed in the making of our roads. join now to help us save the tacos and build the craziest minecraft city ever! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret taco dungeon hidden somewhere in the server… find it if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 7Craft: Building Blocks, Not Tragedies

    7Craft: Building Blocks, Not Tragedies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your sense of reality! we have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a magical diamond sword that could shoot fireballs and turn zombies into unicorns. they rode off into the sunset on a giant chicken, laughing maniacally as they conquered the land.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens, come join us! we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again. plus, our moderators are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why people who own 7-Eleven must have been relieved that the tragedy of September 11th didn’t occur two months earlier. wait, what? just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GraveyardRivals

    GraveyardRivals

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where small-time funeral directors are forced to give their competitors business when they die! it’s a cutthroat world out there, but on our server, you can build your own funeral home empire and take out the competition in hilarious ways.

    imagine luring your rival into a pit of creepers or setting up elaborate traps to sabotage their funeral processions. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the funeral industry is the ultimate battleground.

    so come on down and join us for some coffin-dodging fun! who knew death could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP