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Trendy Mental Illness Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	216
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you trendsetters with mental illness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged chickens start attacking you with their tiny but mighty beaks. Or how about the time our resident creeper decided to throw a surprise party for all the players by blowing up the entire spawn area? It was a blast!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots by stealing their blocks and teleporting away. And let’s not forget about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs with laser eyes. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the trendiness of mental illness in the most outrageous and entertaining way possible. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next!

Now You Have No Excuse Not To Play Suicide Squad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Animals Bred:	19
Farms Harvested:	897	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Suicide Squad of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building secret underground lairs to hide from the evil Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild that even the chickens have attitude problems.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie pigman to follow you around and protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to ruin your day. Plus, every full moon we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best blocky dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun or else the llamas will come for you.

Big Jesus City Minecraft Server

big, big Jesus statue, Brazil, bros, Christianity, city, Cristo Redentor, cultural symbol, famous monument, iconic landmark, iconic statue, Jesus, Latin America, least catholic, Minecraft, religious diversity, religious landmark, Rio de Janeiro, Server, SightSeeing, south america, tourist attraction, travel destination, urban landmark

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Emeralds Found:	4703
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the city with the big Jesus statue is also the least catholic city! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our city is so non-catholic that the villagers have replaced all their bread with baguettes because they believe carbs are the true path to enlightenment.

2. The sheep in our server have formed a rebellion against the players and now only drop wool if you can beat them in a dance-off. Get ready to bust out your best moves!

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!

4. The zombies in our server have taken up knitting as a hobby and now roam the streets with their own custom-made sweaters. Don’t worry, they’re still out to get you, but at least they’re fashionable!

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew a city with a big Jesus statue could be so un-catholic and full of surprises?

Crypto Bullrun Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, bullrun, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Financial, Future, investing, learn from mistakes, market, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, opportunity, profit, regret, reminder, smp, Technology, Trading, wealth

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	48
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures because you’re too busy thinking about crypto? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of the crypto world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on wild quests, battling fearsome mobs, and building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your diamond armor into leather, these villagers will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave the world of crypto behind – trust us, the only bull run you’ll be missing out on here is the one where a pack of bulls stampedes through your base!

Twisty Leaks Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	767	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	6789
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our players are like characters straight out of a soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner. Rumor has it that Twisty, one of our players, leaked info to an ex-paypiggy who then spilled the beans to a nobody dramatuber. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Aster is rumored to be a sex pest, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, Twisty hasn’t made a single cent since joining our server. Is it bad luck or just the curse of our wacky community?

And let’s not forget about our useless niji management, who are always one step behind the madness. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further! Join us and prepare to be amazed by the craziness that unfolds every day.

Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

Air, angel beats!, bonus quartz, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, guaranteed SS banner, HBR, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, WARLORD, YuRi

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

Blocky Memes Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, blocky, Board, CONSERVATIVE, Domination, far right, FuckingFascists, humor, Humour, internet culture, left wing, Lefty Domination, liberal, MAGA Fetish Edition, meme, memes, Minecraft, POL, political humor, Politics, reddit, satire, Server, Toppest Kek

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition! Join us for a wild ride where lefties rule and MAGA enthusiasts drool.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold dance parties with Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump lookalikes. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that we use to take over neighboring servers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Reddit board dedicated to our server where you can find the dankest memes and hottest gossip. Join us at https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/ for a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures!

The Laptop Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and exploding sheep – they can be quite the handful!

❤️CraftLand❤️ Survival, PVP, Cases 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, ADMIN, Admin groups, Cases, craftland, Groups, Items, Kit kits, marketplace, Minecraft, Multi Version Support, Players, Prison, privileges, PvP, pvp system, Server, Survival, Works

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

New survival server. The server is available from versions 1.16.5-1.20!

Kit kits, Prison for players, Multi-version support, Works

PvP system, Marketplace for any items

Privileges – 5 Admin groups – 2

46.174.48.168:1111

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, 2nd anniversary, 2nd Anniversary Commander’s Report, Android, Beat the Gun, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, HARVESTER, Ios, killer wife, maintenance, Minecraft, Missilis, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, Nikke Satellite, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magic Items Found:	7458	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more action-packed events than you can shake a diamond sword at. Join us for the SECRET GARDEN event where you can battle mythical creatures and uncover hidden treasures from November 21 to December 5.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a Union Raid happening from November 22 to November 27 where you can team up with your friends to take down epic bosses. And don’t forget about Co-op: Harvester from November 22 to November 24 where you can compete to see who can gather the most resources.

And if you’re looking to spice up your character, we’ve got special recruits like Grave and Flora available for a limited time. Dress to impress with our Costume Passes like Cinderella: Glass Princess and D: Killer Wife: Secret Party Cleaner.

But wait, there’s more! Stay tuned for our upcoming Costume Pass Volume: Beat the Gun where you can show off your killer style. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you there!