🍆💦Smaât Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, Total Assault, Ultimate, Urban, Welfare

🔥 🔥 🔥

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode because they might miss out on all the fun!

2. We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw the craziest parties every night. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

3. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on just to see what all the fuss is about. And trust me, he’s never disappointed!

4. The Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian on our server. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard his jokes about ender pearls and obsidian blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

AdoptedBroServer

AdoptedBroServer, adoption, adoption disclosure, adoption trauma, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Guilt, Honesty, mental health, parental consent, parental control, psychological effects, Secrets, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling support, teenage struggles, Trauma

🔥 🔥 🔥

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew! Just like the OP’s parents kept a big secret from Moses, we have some crazy surprises in store for you on our server.

Explore hidden realms, uncover mysterious treasures, and navigate through mind-bending challenges. Just like the OP, you’ll be faced with tough decisions that will test your loyalty and morals. Will you choose to keep the secrets of the server, or will you reveal the truth and face the consequences?

Join now for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. And remember, just like the OP’s parents threatened to go NC, we’ll make it incredibly difficult for you to leave once you’re hooked on the adventure!

RolePlayMasters Minecraft Server

Acting, authentic, award-worthy, BELIEVABLE, Captivating, Character, Compelling, CONVINCING, emotion, genuine, Impressive.., Masterful, memorable, Minecraft, Natural, Performance, portrayal, Realistic, RolePlayMasters, Server, skill, talent, unforgettable

🔥 🔥 🔥

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so committed to their roles that it feels like you’re in a real-life movie? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is so dedicated to their character that it doesn’t even feel like acting anymore. They have fully embraced their role as a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses on a daily basis. Join our server and witness their epic performances that will leave you questioning if this is real life or just a really intense game of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this level of dedication and commitment.

SwearCraft – Noob Friendly Server

Communication, communication style, Cursing, cursing frequency, expressive language, Friendly, Language, Language Use, linguistic behavior, linguistic habits, noob, Profanity, Server, social behavior, social norms, swear words, SwearCraft, swearing behavior, taboo language, taboo words, verbal communication, verbal expression, verbal habits, vocabulary

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of being on servers where you can’t let out a good ol’ swear word without getting banned? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage swearing like a sailor! In fact, the more colorful your language, the more diamonds you’ll find in-game. Join us for a wild ride of profanity and prosperity!

NightOwlCraft

brain function, circadian rhythm, cognitive function, early risers, intelligence, late night habits, memory tests, night owl advantages, night owl benefits, night owl lifestyle, night owl personality., night owls, night time productivity, NightOwlCraft, reasoning, research, sleep habits, sleep patterns, study, superior

🔥 🔥 🔥

are you a night owl? do you stay up late building epic minecraft creations while everyone else is asleep? well, this server is perfect for you! according to a totally legit study of 26,000 people, night owls are actually SUPERIOR in intelligence, reasoning, and memory. so basically, if you join this server, you’ll automatically become a genius.

imagine being able to outsmart all the early risers on the server with your superior cognitive function. you’ll be building the most epic structures, solving the most complex redstone puzzles, and dominating in PvP battles. all thanks to your night owl brain power.

so come join us on this mysterious, unnamed server and unleash your inner genius. who needs sleep when you can be a Minecraft mastermind instead?

GenZGrowUp Minecraft Server

Adulthood, AMBITION, career development, determination, future planning, generation z, GenZGrowUp, goal-setting, hard work, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, productivity, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self reliance, self-discipline, Server, success mindset, work ethic

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of Generation Z’s laziness and lack of work ethic? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as these NEETs transform into hard-working, resource-gathering machines! We’ve got tasks that will make them sweat harder than a creeper in a sauna. And hey, who knows, maybe they’ll actually learn a thing or two about responsibility before their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and witness the ultimate glow-up of Generation Z!

KillAllCraft Minecraft Server

command line, kill command, killall, KillAllCraft, linux, manual intervention, Minecraft, pkill, process control, process killing, process management, process management tools, process termination, process termination commands, Server, shell commands, signal handling, System Administration, system processes, task termination, Troubleshooting, Unix

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of struggling to kill mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special command called killall that actually works! Say goodbye to manually killing pesky mobs and hello to easy victories. And don’t even get us started on pkill – it’s like a magical wand that makes all your enemies disappear with just a click. Join our server now and experience the power of instant mob annihilation!

MILsChickenNoThanks

cooking safety, cooking skills, defrosted chicken, DEFROSTING, E.coli, EMBARRASSING, family conflict, family dinner, fast food, food handling, food hygiene, food poisoning, food prep, food preparation, Food Safety, gross, kitchen sink, MIL, MILsChickenNoThanks, refusing to eat, refusing to eat chicken

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!

ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem

anti inflammatory, anti-itch cream, Dermatology, itch relief, ItchCraft, Problem, Rubbing, skin care, skin care advice, skin care products, skin care regimen, skin care routine, skin care tips, skin discomfort, skin health, skin irritation, skin products, skin remedies, skin therapy, skin treatment, Skincare Routine, soothing cream, topical treatment

🔥 🔥 🔥

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those bunnies and ride them into battle against the evil sheep army.

Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

☕ Don’t spill the Java! Vanilla survival at its finest on SMP server 1.20.4

1.20.4, Address, advertising, Cheating, Community, Discord, dont, exploits, Finest, HACKING, java, KIND, Language, Longevity, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, Property, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Spill, Survival, Vanilla

🔥 🔥 🔥

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Experience vanilla Minecraft with other players on this multiplayer server. No RTP, survival starts immediately with unique custom plugins.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing a survival Minecraft experience with longevity and community.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow some mods that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our moderators before using any mods.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: We encourage creative building, but we ask that you respect other players’ property and not build too close to existing structures.

Q: How can I become a moderator on the server?

A: Moderators are chosen based on their activity, helpfulness, and dedication to the server community. If you’re interested, you can apply on our Discord server.

Q: What happens if I break a server rule?

A: Depending on the severity of the rule broken, you may receive a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban. We strive to maintain a welcoming and fair environment for all players.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Towns Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2763

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3802	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Ultimate Smaât Minecraft Servers

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

RolePlayMasters Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

NightOwlCraft

Stats November 21, 2024

GenZGrowUp Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

KillAllCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

MILsChickenNoThanks

Stats November 21, 2024

ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem

Stats November 21, 2024

☕ Don’t spill the Java! Vanilla survival at its finest on SMP server 1.20.4

Stats November 21, 2024

We will always strive to…

Server Rules

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Q: How can I become a moderator on the server?

Q: What happens if I break a server rule?

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Farms Harvested:	468	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3721
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6991
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	1554	Enchanted Armories Found:	7