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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4297 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!
Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.
But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!
