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SlySmartie in Minecraft SMP

astute, Behavior, Body language, Clever, Deception, Demeanor, discerning, facade, hidden talent, Insight, INTELLECT, intelligence, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, perceptive, pretending, sharp, SlySmartie, Smart, smp, subtle sign, underestimated

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2000	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have this one player who pretends to be a total noob, but secretly they’re a genius mastermind. Like, they built a secret underground base with a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s insane, bro.

But yeah, back to the question, the subtle sign is when they start speaking in binary code and solving complex math problems in the chat. Like, who even does that in Minecraft, am I right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community ever, hit us up and join the fun! Plus, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds with a carrot, just to keep things interesting. So yeah, come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Isnt, letting go, Loneliness, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Reflection, relationships, Sadness, saying goodbye, smp, sorrow, starting over

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Animals Bred:	85	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	7084	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

Rent-Free Minecraft Server

afford rent, American society, capitalism, Cultural differences, demoralized, Despair, Dystopia, economic hardship, homelessness, hopelessness, immigration, income inequality, job market, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, opt out, POVERTY, quality of life, RentFree, Server, social isolation, societal issues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	7187
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

aggressive behavior, anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, heated argument, hostility, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, player, Problem, Problematic, smp, Tension

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, anime culture, anime fans, anime industry, Anime news, beehive, Buzz, Community, Confirmed, discussion, Fandom, Jjk, Kagurabachi, KGB, long tail, Minecraft, normies, Opinions, Otaku, ruin, Server, speculation, tags

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	669

Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

Me? For Minecraft SMP

2000s aesthetic, 2000s nostalgia, animation, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, Anime Series, comic books, fan culture, Japanese culture, Manga, manga art, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, painfully 2000s, retro anime, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

AMOUNT, bill, blocky, Bucks, CHECK, cost, Currency, Dining, dining out, Dinner, eating out, gratuity, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, MONEY, payment, Receipt, Restaurant, Server, service, tip, TOTAL

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3968	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	134
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

“Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

Adult Dating, age, age preference, body image, body type, boob, dating criteria, dating preferences, large breasts, man seeking woman, MANLET, mature dating, mature women, Minecraft, partner search, Personal preferences, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical features, Quest, relationship goals, saggy boobs, smp, specific desires

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	163
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Bants, blocky, ISR, Minecraft, Server, בריאות, חדשות, חדשות ישראל, חדשות עולם, חינוך, טכנולוגיה, יומן, ישר, ישראל, כלכלה, כתבות, מהדורת שלישי, סביבה, ספורט, עדכונים, עיתונות, פוליטיקה, תקשורת, תרבות

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can uncover.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience? Come on down and see what all the buzz is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Pheno-Madness Minecraft SMP

Admiration, adoration, Allure, appreciation, attraction, captivation, devotion, Enchantment, everywhere, fascination, Fondness, infatuation, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Passion, PhenoMadness, phenotype, Preference, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	238
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a wild jungle, filled with players who are obsessed with a rare phenotype in the game. It’s everywhere you look, like a crazy cult following! But don’t worry, we’re not sacrificing any sheep or anything (well, maybe just a few for good luck).

Join us on this insane adventure where we hunt down the rarest phenotypes like they’re shiny Pokemon. You’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll get into, from building giant statues of the phenotype to organizing epic battles to defend our precious finds. And let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

So why should you join this wild ride? Well, aside from the fact that we have the best parties in all of Minecraft, we also have the most hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. Just be prepared to embrace the madness and become part of our wacky phenotype-loving family!