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ComplimentCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	138
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Dimension Hops:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

Compli-sultCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of being insulted in the most backhanded way possible.

Our community is filled with players who will compliment your build while secretly roasting you for your terrible choice in block placement. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the winner gets to deliver a sly insult to the loser. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of and see if anyone can come up with a compliment that actually sounds like an insult.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! Just remember, we only accept players who can take a joke…or a thinly veiled insult.

BrokeCraftDreams

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	75	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are just a dream and emeralds are as rare as finding a unicorn in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the riches you desire without spending a single penny! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we have endless amounts of precious gems and resources just waiting for you to mine them. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft, because why settle for a measly iron pickaxe when you can have a diamond one encrusted with real diamonds? So come on, don’t be a peasant in the world of Minecraft, join our server and live like a Minecraft king!

VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	148
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!

JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4341
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

MineCut Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Animals Bred:	141	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally! – Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob: the rainbow unicorn pig. If you can find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. – We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and race through the skies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with dolphins! – Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build to your heart’s content without any worries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GFbully69 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4945	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!

ParalympicAfghanQueen

Adaptability, Afghanistan, athlete, courage, determination, Escape, female empowerment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, international competition, Medal Winner, ParalympicAfghanQueen, Paralympics, refugee, Refugee Crisis, resilience, strength, Taliban, triumph, Victory, Women in sports

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Emeralds Found:	4400	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

u know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

GeoCraft: Anoxic Breakup Fun

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! Enhanced chemical weathering is happening all around you! Like, the weather is going crazy, man!

And get this, bro, following continental breakup, there’s all these Mesozoic oceanic anoxic events going on! It’s like a party for the oceans, dude!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has tectonic and biogeochemical modelling that will blow your mind, man! Like, you’ll be learning about rocks and stuff while building your epic Minecraft creations!

So, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, join us now! And remember, only the coolest players can handle the madness of our server!

Minecraft server: “CraftyAlignment”

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1168	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old lawful good player on Minecraft servers? Do you want to embrace your inner chaotic evil side and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you neutral evil masterminds out there!

Join us and let your twisted imagination run wild as you build elaborate traps, unleash hordes of monsters on unsuspecting players, and hoard all the diamonds for yourself. Who needs friends when you can be the ultimate villain of the server?

So come on over and join us, where being evil isn’t just encouraged, it’s required! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting against you…mwahaha!

CraftyFListers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2777	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level! Just like F-List, our server is all about exploring your wildest fantasies and fetishes in the world of Minecraft.

Join us for a chance to roleplay with like-minded players who are ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s building the most scandalous structures or battling it out in epic PvP matches. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, while our group forums are filled with more kinks and depravity than you can imagine.

Looking for some drama? Look no further than our server, where gossip and site drama are always on the menu. Share your roleplay logs, critique each others’ characters, and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely of… well, use your imagination. And don’t forget about our exclusive profile image search tool, perfect for finding the perfect skin to match your unique character.

Join us today and let your inner serval run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

UnderratedJoy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2082	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Votes:	4871	Divine Spears Created:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7452

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to experience the ultimate thrill of taming wild llamas and riding them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored by brave adventurers like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep farmer has a secret recipe for wool that can give you superpowers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!