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CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3028
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

OriginCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, education, family dynamics, gay couple, in vitro fertilization, LGBTQ, Minecraft, modern family, non-traditional family, Open-mindedness, OriginCraft, parenting, parenting challenges, Server, social judgment, social stigma, Support, test tube baby, two fathers, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a “test tube” baby is not only accepted but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and diamond-studded rainbows.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of how they came into this world. Embrace your uniqueness and show off your two dads with pride. Who needs a traditional family structure when you can have a family of creepers and zombies?

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build a fortress made entirely of test tubes. Show off your knowledge of in vitro fertilization to all your fellow players and watch as they marvel at your unconventional origins.

Don’t worry about being banned for teaching others about test tube babies – on our server, knowledge is power and sharing is caring. So come on in and join the fun – because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where being different is not just accepted, but encouraged?

KidsRUs-NotYourProb

acquaintance, complaining, draining, emotional, emotional reaction, hatred, Job, Kids, KidsRUsNotYourProb, Late, Marriage, precautions, relationship, single mom, Toddler, unaffectionate, unhealthy person, verbal rampage, vetting, work, work-related

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Looking for a place to escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further!

Join us and leave behind the emotional baggage of your acquaintance who can’t seem to stop complaining about his wife, job, and kids. We promise, on our server, there will be no emotional vampires draining your energy with their constant negativity.

Our community is all about positivity and having a good time. So why not join us and leave behind the unnecessary drama of people who can’t seem to take responsibility for their own emotions? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the added stress of toxic acquaintances trying to bring you down. Let’s leave the negativity behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SocietySMP: WorstThing

societal breakdown, societal challenges, societal collapse, societal crisis, societal decay, societal decline, societal destruction, societal deterioration, societal disintegration, societal division, societal downfall, societal failure, societal issues, societal issues discussion, Societal Problems, societal regression, societal unrest, society, SocietySMP, worst thing, WorstThing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you to smithereens? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. Or how about participating in a building competition where the only materials allowed are blocks of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled Enderman who will steal your blocks if you don’t leave offerings of pumpkin pie at his shrine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous adventure of your virtual life!

FutureCraft2124

advanced civilization, Alternate Realities, Curiosity, future predictions, future society, future technology, FutureCraft2124, futuristic world, google search, hypothetical scenarios, mind-bending concepts, Sci Fi, Scientific inquiry, speculative fiction, technological advancements, temporal displacement, temporal exploration, temporal paradox, time machine, time travel, year 2124

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	9980
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can time travel to the year 2124 and make one Google search in just ten minutes! Why waste your time exploring the past or future when you can do it virtually in our server?

Join us for the chance to search for the most important information in the future, like the winning lottery numbers, the cure for all diseases, or even where to find the best pizza in 2124! Who needs a DeLorean when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to search the future in Minecraft form. Join now and start your time-traveling adventure!

MoxieCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, disease control, disease prevention, Epidemic, global epidemic, global health crisis, global health threat, global risk, health security, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare system, Infectious Disease, infectious outbreak, International cooperation, Minecraft, MoxieCraft, mpox outbreak, outbreak response, pandemic preparedness, public health crisis, public health emergency, Server, virus containment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

lol ok so like imagine this: on our server, we got this crazy story where a bunch of zombies called mpox outbreak are takin over Africa and like, if we don’t stop them, the WHOLE WORLD is gonna be in danger. so like, join our server and help us fight off these crazy zombies and save the world! plus, we got like, diamond armor and enchanted swords and stuff so you can look super cool while you’re savin the world. come join us and be a hero, dude!

CraftyQuake-Kamchatka

CraftyQuakeKamchatka, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake alert, earthquake impact, earthquake monitoring, earthquake news, earthquake preparedness, earthquake response, earthquake safety, earthquake updates, earthquake warning, Kamchatka earthquake, Kamchatka region, magnitude 7.2, natural disaster, Pacific Ring of Fire, russia, Russian earthquake, seismic activity, tectonic plates

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Yo, so like, you ever been on a Minecraft server that’s so lit it causes real life earthquakes? Well, that’s what happens on our server, fam! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving earthquakes while building epic structures with your homies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to control the elements. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server!

MassCraft: Tiny but Mighty

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

u wanna join dis server cuz it be da most MASSIVE server out dere, like so massive u gonna need a telescope to see all da way to da end! we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and a secret underground lair where u can find da rarest diamonds known to man!

once, dis dude named Steve joined our server and he found a magic sword dat could shoot fireballs out its hilt. he used it to defeat a giant zombie pigman dat was terrorizin da land. now he’s a legend in our server, all da villagers sing songs about him and his fiery sword.

if u join our server, u gonna have da time of ur life, buildin epic castles, fightin off creepers, and makin friends with llamas dat can talk! come join us and be a part of da most EPIC adventure u ever had in Minecraft!

🙅‍♂️ Finite Flats (SMP) 1.21 Java Semi-Vanilla 18+ Whitelist Dynmap LGBTQ+ Frienly

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, active community, Community, Discord, Donation perks, Dynmap, East US coast, Events, Finite, Flats, Frienly, java, LGBTQ, multiplayer, non-p2w, player-run, Plugins, quality of life, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Welcome to Infinity Isles!
https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Who Are We?
Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that focuses on community and multiplayer fun while keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft. We have recently expanded to 1.21 and increased our world border to 10k!

What makes us stand out?
• SEMI VANILLA: Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life improvements and plugins. • WHITELISTED: Only the best players join our community. • SERVER LOCATION: East US coast for good connection. • SHOPPING DISTRICT: Player-run shopping district. • EVENTS: Bi-weekly events and shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Manhunt. • RESOURCE WORLDS: Special portals for gathering materials. • NO PAY-TO-WIN: Fair donation perks. • STAFF: Friendly and helpful team. • DISCORD: Active community on Discord.

What makes us stand out?

• SEMI VANILLA: Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life improvements and plugins. • WHITELISTED: Only the best players join our community. • SERVER LOCATION: East US coast for good connection. • SHOPPING DISTRICT: Player-run shopping district. • EVENTS: Bi-weekly events and shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Manhunt. • RESOURCE WORLDS: Special portals for gathering materials. • NO PAY-TO-WIN: Fair donation perks. • STAFF: Friendly and helpful team. • DISCORD: Active community on Discord.

Join us today! Apply in our Discord:
https://discord.gg/infinityisles

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join Infinity Isles?

A: You can apply to join Infinity Isles by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the application channel.

Q: What are the age requirements for joining Infinity Isles?

A: Infinity Isles is a whitelisted server for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: Are there any donation perks on Infinity Isles?

A: Yes, there are donation perks available, but they are strictly non-pay-to-win to ensure a fair experience for all players.

Q: How often are events held on Infinity Isles?

A: Infinity Isles hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, along with other off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Manhunt.

Q: What is the server location of Infinity Isles?

A: Infinity Isles is hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players around the world.

Q: Are there resource worlds on Infinity Isles?

A: Yes, there are special portals at spawn leading to resource worlds for gathering materials without disrupting the main worlds.

PicBeats Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Villages Defended:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only challenge is trying not to fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of skill and determination!

Join us if you want to prove that you have what it takes to beat every video game known to man with just a pic of a cute kitten as your sidekick. That’s right, our server is so epic that you’ll be able to conquer games like Dark Souls, Fortnite, and even Cooking Mama using nothing but the power of your imagination and a pixelated feline friend.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that you are the ultimate gaming champion, all thanks to a little kitty cat and a whole lot of determination. Who needs fancy graphics and high-tech equipment when you have the power of friendship and pure, unadulterated awesomeness on your side? Join now and let the epic gaming adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

ALL DC AUCTION, Balmung, Chronicles, Coeurl, creeper, crystal, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Eulmore, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Lets Kill Eachother, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, The Beehive, The Goblet, unmodded viera edition, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	New Chunks Explored:	392902
Animals Bred:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We don’t have any mods because who needs ’em when you have the power of pure insanity on your side.

Join us for the Moonfire Faire where you can trade diamonds for fireworks and set off a display that will make the Ender Dragon jealous. Don’t forget to attend our meetups, like the Monthly Male Meetup where we discuss the latest fashion trends in diamond armor.

Need resources? We’ve got ’em! Just don’t ask where they came from, some say a herd of sheep sacrificed themselves to the Minecraft gods for our benefit. And if you’re looking for a Free Company, ours is the best – we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.