Sly Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Her Plan Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Agenda, Calculated, Clever, Conspiracy, control, Crafty, Cunning, Deception, Manipulation, mastermind, Minecraft, orchestration, Plan, Plot, scheme, secret, Sly, smp, strategy, Tactics, worry

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5738	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	144
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Towns Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

/ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP

arachnids, bible verse, Blind Venusaur, Bug Alien Princesses, bugs, celebration, ChonkyFlora, CRAWLERS, creepy, eternal life, Fat Gardens, Fat Plants, feast, Fiida, Fungi, Gardens, Godseeker Story, highlights, holiday, Lush, Minecraft, Plants, Prisonpillar, serpents, shelly, Sly, smp, Snakes, Thanksgiving, thicc, thread theme, Wurmple Conductor

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General! Where we’ve combined fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat extravaganza. Join us as we celebrate Thanksgiving with our favorite fatties and discuss how we’ll be feasting with them.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got snakes, arachnids, fungi, and all sorts of other weird and wonderful creatures to keep you entertained. Need a laugh? Check out our thread highlights for some outrageous stories and shenanigans.

Looking for a Wurmple conductor? We’ve got you covered. Want to hear about Fiida and Shelly’s latest antics? Look no further. And don’t miss out on the Godseeker story or the tale of the Blind Venusaur.

So come on in and join the madness. Who knows, you might even meet some Bug Alien Princesses or come face to face with the legendary Prisonpillar. Remember, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son…but he also gave us this awesome Minecraft SMP. Join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

astute, BLOCK, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Creative, Cunning, ingenious, Innovative, Intelligent, inventive, Minecraft, original, Party, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, Server, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smart, Witty

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9961	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Emeralds Found:	3277
Divine Spears Created:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8849
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Animals Bred:	142	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	644678
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!