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SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Her Plan Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Agenda, Calculated, Clever, Conspiracy, control, Crafty, Cunning, Deception, Manipulation, mastermind, Minecraft, orchestration, Plan, Plot, scheme, secret, Sly, smp, strategy, Tactics, worry

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

/ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP

arachnids, bible verse, Blind Venusaur, Bug Alien Princesses, bugs, celebration, ChonkyFlora, CRAWLERS, creepy, eternal life, Fat Gardens, Fat Plants, feast, Fiida, Fungi, Gardens, Godseeker Story, highlights, holiday, Lush, Minecraft, Plants, Prisonpillar, serpents, shelly, Sly, smp, Snakes, Thanksgiving, thicc, thread theme, Wurmple Conductor

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	2243

Welcome to /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General! Where we’ve combined fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat extravaganza. Join us as we celebrate Thanksgiving with our favorite fatties and discuss how we’ll be feasting with them.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got snakes, arachnids, fungi, and all sorts of other weird and wonderful creatures to keep you entertained. Need a laugh? Check out our thread highlights for some outrageous stories and shenanigans.

Looking for a Wurmple conductor? We’ve got you covered. Want to hear about Fiida and Shelly’s latest antics? Look no further. And don’t miss out on the Godseeker story or the tale of the Blind Venusaur.

So come on in and join the madness. Who knows, you might even meet some Bug Alien Princesses or come face to face with the legendary Prisonpillar. Remember, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son…but he also gave us this awesome Minecraft SMP. Join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

astute, BLOCK, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Creative, Cunning, ingenious, Innovative, Intelligent, inventive, Minecraft, original, Party, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, Server, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smart, Witty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

PutinCraft Server: North Korea Edition

aggressors, Architecture, Beautiful, beautiful country, bold, Countries, culture, Edition, elegance, Great President, Korea, north, North Korea, North Korea beautiful architecture, planet, PutinCraft, Republic, Righteous, russia, SAVIOR, Server, VALUES, Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin arrived, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	9319	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Putin’s arrival in North Korea? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blend of Russian valor and North Korean beauty! Join us and be part of the righteous and bold players who will take over the Minecraft world in the next 40 to 50 years. Our architecture and elegance will leave you in awe, just like the Republic of North Korea. So come on, join us and be a part of this beautiful and bold adventure!

NBArejectsMC

Basketball, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dreams, family dynamics, guidance, high school, Honesty, immaturity, influence, Mentorship, NBA, NBArejectsMC, nephew, parenting, reality check, Skills, Sportsmanship, talent

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your skills and rise to the top? Look no further than our server, where even a 5th grader with one shoe can almost beat a high school freshman at b-ball! Join us for some epic gameplay and crazy competitions that will have you feeling like a pro in no time.

Our server is the perfect place for aspiring NBA stars who may not have the best dribbling skills or even own a basketball. We welcome all levels of players, even those who double dribble their way to victory. And if you’re looking for some tough love and real talk, our community is here to set you straight and help you realize your true potential (even if it’s not in the NBA).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where anything is possible and where dreams of basketball stardom can come crashing down in the most hilarious ways. Who needs the NBA when you can dominate in the world of Minecraft?

VillainLogicMC

Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, character analysis, complex character, conflicted villain, Empathy, ethical dilemma, gray area, misunderstood villain, moral ambiguity, nuanced portrayal, perspective, redemption arc, relatable villain, shades of gray, storytelling, sympathetic villain, Thought-provoking, Villain, VillainLogicMC, villainous motives

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Divine Spears Created:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Do you crave chaos and mischief in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and align yourself with the most misunderstood villains in Minecraft history. From the misunderstood Creeper who just wants a hug to the Ender Dragon who is tired of being the bad guy, you’ll find yourself sympathizing with these baddies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood ghost looking for friends to haunt. Join us and help him find his place in the world (or at least in the Nether).

So come on down to our server and see the world of Minecraft in a whole new light. Who knew villains could be so relatable?

PrideCraft Minecraft Server

activism, celebration, Community, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, equality, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, Invasion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pride Event, PrideCraft, progress, protest, resistance, russia, Server, solidarity, tolerance, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	189
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate ukraine pride by building rainbow castles and dancing with llamas in tutus! we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from invading russian creepers! join us for the craziest pride party in the blocky world and show off your building skills while fighting off evil invaders! come on, you know you want to be a part of this wild adventure!

MineRichFamTrial

Abuse, ACCUSED, court case, crime, criminal charges, defendants, Exploitation, forced labor, human trafficking, investigation, Justice, Legal, MineRichFamTrial, modern slavery, prosecution, richest family, scandal, suspects, trial, uk, Wealthy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where u can play wif da UK’s richest family? dey be on trial for human trafficking but don’t worry, dey still got time to play minecraft wif u! imagine mining diamonds wif a real life billionaire while dey dodge da cops! join now for da craziest minecraft experience of ur life! #richkidsofminecraft

MindCraftedBrains

cognitive dissonance, forgotten actions, forgotten words, headspace, memory lapse, Memory Loss, mental occupancy, mental real estate, mind rental, MindCraftedBrains, mysterious influence, occupying thoughts, perplexing experience, perplexing situation, psychological impact, puzzling memory, renting space, subconscious influence, unclear recollection, unexplained presence, unknown influence

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9017
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

So like, imagine this, right? You are like, in someone’s head, but you don’t even remember why. Maybe you said something super funny, or maybe you did a crazy dance, who knows! But now you gotta rent space in their head on this server, just to figure out what the heck you did. Maybe you’ll find out you’re actually a secret spy or a ninja in disguise. Who knows, man, who knows. Join the server and unravel the mystery of why you’re living rent-free in someone’s head!

ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

#soil, backyard, backyard soil samples, children, contamination, EPA, EPA safety guidelines, Guidelines, lead, Lead contamination, lead poisoning, LeadFree, Playing, Poisoning, potential harms, Residences, residences across US, Safety, samples, ToxicCraft, US, Yards, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Skyfall SMP: Where Newbies & Oldies Coexist! The Latest Update

amp, best, Chill, Code, Coexist, Contact, Discord, Enjoy, Friends, Fun, Groups, Hosting, java, Join, LATEST, new, Newbies, Oldies, Personal, Players, Problem, Server, Skyfall, smp, update, Version, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Version	1.21 (latest version)
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server open to anyone?	No, the server is whitelist only. Please contact “japiedepapie,” “iplayzs,” or “speedyskylar” for access.
What version of Minecraft does the server use?	The server uses the newest version, 1.21.
Can I create my own group on the server?	Yes, you can create your own personal group or join existing groups.
How can I join the server’s Discord channel?	You can join the Discord channel by using this invite link: https://discord.gg/VENvD4cTzD

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

CraftyChicks, disrespectful behavior., feminism, gender equality, gender stereotypes, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in dating, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in society, rejection, Server, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of being called a misogynist just because you can’t get a date in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, women will be lining up to date you! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with strong, independent women who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and show the world that you’re not a misogynist, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for love!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

ASP, average viewers, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraft, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, Vip, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride filled with indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we are the elite of the elite, the VIPs of the vtuber world. We may be small in numbers, but we pack a punch!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got top players like Filian, Vei, and Camila leading the pack. And don’t worry, even if they’re corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!

Check out our /lig/ Numbers, Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and more insane resources that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of all the celebrations.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest, most outrageous vtuber community out there. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!