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CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

acceptance of change, Blame, CraftyBitches, cultural shift, discrimination, Divorce, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Hate Speech, inflation, male privilege, Meaner, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, patriarchy, racism, Server, sexism, Sluttier, societal change, societal issues, toxic masculinity, white male privilege, White Supremacy, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1594	Magic Items Found:	5280
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Emeralds Found:	8335	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	208
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!

But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

ShortyChillCraft

body heat, body surface area, colder, cooling mechanism, cooling sensation, discomfort, effects, Evaporative cooling, heat loss, heat transfer, height, height difference, physiological response, short people, ShortyChillCraft, shower experience, Showers, Temperature regulation, Thermal equilibrium, Thermoregulation, water evaporation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	509969

u ever been in a shower and felt like u were in the arctic tundra? well, on this server, short people get the ultimate challenge – evaporative cooling effects that make showers colder for them! join us if u wanna experience the thrill of shivering in a virtual shower! who needs warm water anyway? come join us for the ultimate icy adventure!

Wealthy Craft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Adventure Economy Mini-games Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Towny Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Hardcore Skywars Bedwars Parkour Building Redstone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Wealthy Craft is a passionate community of Minecraft enthusiasts dedicated to pushing the boundaries of imagination and creativity. Whether you are a beginner or a seasoned player you can be here!

Remember, this is a place to have fun, make friends, and share your passions. Enjoy your time here!

wealthycraft.withermc.io:19256

Frogtopia SMP

Community, Economy, Friends, Frogtopia SMP, Griefprevention, Minecraft, Plugins, STREAMS, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Votes:	8320	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to Frogtopia SMP, home of the Frogs! Come join our Survival Economy server with plugins like GriefPrevention to help secure your builds, and join a tight knit community of friends! And visit our streams to watch us play from time to time as well!

mc.frog-topia.com

BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were two fearless Minecraft warriors named Fuwawa and Mococo. They roamed the lands, slaying creepers and building epic structures with their bare hands.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find streams so entertaining, they’ll make you pee your pants with laughter. And don’t even get me started on the unarchived content – it’s like a treasure trove of memes and karaoke sessions that will have you crying tears of joy.

Plus, we’ve got merch so cool, it’ll make your friends jealous. And if you’re into baubau-related content, well, let’s just say things can get a little spicy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

CockyCraft SMP: Big Brown & Yellow Edition

adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult performers, big, big brown cock, big yellow cock, BROWN, CockyCraft, diverse representation, Edition, Erotic, explicit content, fetish, heterosexual, interracial, mainstream porn, only fans, sexual diversity, sexual preferences, smp, taboo, Western, Yellow

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and build epic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. The winner gets a golden chicken as a prize!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. Just watch out for the giant chickens roaming the land – they’re not as friendly as they look!

StarbucksWheelieSpot

accessibility, accessibility rights, cafe, cafe etiquette, disability rights, discrimination, Etiquette, inclusion, public accommodations, public seating, public spaces, seating, seating options, social norms, Starbucks, StarbucksWheelieSpot, Table, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair accessible, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair users

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tables for everyone except for people in wheelchairs! That’s right, our tables are reserved exclusively for those who can stand and sit like a normal person. No wheelchairs allowed here!

Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can enjoy the luxury of sitting at a table without a wheelchair symbol on it. Who needs accessibility when you can have exclusivity, am I right?

And don’t worry about encountering any entitled individuals like the girl at Starbucks. Here, we only accept players who appreciate the absurdity of life and can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave your wheelchair at the door!

FoamCraft: No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Beach, Chemicals, children, coastal areas, contamination, Environment, Environmental Protection, FoamCraft, government officials, hazardous, health, Kids, marine life, Netherlands, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Safety, sea foam, TOXIC, Warnings, water quality

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz our sea foam is LIT with toxic PFAS! Forget about building houses and farms, come get your daily dose of chemicals while surfing on the waves of danger! Who needs diamonds when you can have PFAS, amirite? Plus, our government officials are so cool, they’ll warn you about the dangers of sea foam while you’re busy crafting your next potion of insanity. So come on, join us and let’s get toxic together!

TornadoStickCraft

alert system, Broadcast, cable, Communication, devices, emergency alert, emergency broadcast, emergency notification, emergency preparedness, fire stick, natural disaster, Notification, Public Safety, safety precaution, severe weather, Technology, tornado warning, TornadoStickCraft, warning message, warning system, weather alert

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Votes:	7267	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll blow you away like a tornado warning on a fire stick! 🌪️🔥

Join us and experience the craziest adventures ever seen in Minecraft history. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! 😂

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself comes to hang out on the weekends. And trust me, you do NOT want to miss a chance to party with that guy! 👻

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🎮

CraftyCO2Climates

atmospheric conditions, carbon cycle, causal relationship, climate, climate change, climate modeling, Co2, CraftyCO2Climates, data analysis, earth’s history, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, modern times, Phanerozoic, research methodology, scientific study, statistical analysis, Stochastic assessment, Temperature

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	1942
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	795
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaurs and time travel and stuff. like, u can go back to the phanerozoic era and see all the cool prehistoric creatures. u can even ride a t-rex into battle against a giant squid or something. and then u can fast forward to modern times and build a skyscraper out of diamonds. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. so join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

Demacia MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	459841	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5294	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Demacia is a towny server, with many cool features and epic stuff! We have Elitemobs that have many Dungeons’map and pyro Fishing and Mining. We give free key all every month to get some awesome stuff! Let’s go and make a new memories.

52.172.27.109:25517