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HomelessHustleCraft

aita, cigarettes, Correct, DRIVE, follow, Food, Giggle, Grandma, HIGH, homeless man, HomelessHustleCraft, little ceasers, mental illness, mess up, Order, pizza, Ran, slurred voice, Spirited, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5416
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old pizza runs with your great grandma? Looking for some excitement in your life? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Picture this: you and your great grandma are on a quest to retrieve the ultimate pizza from a virtual Little Caesars. But uh-oh, they mess up your order! Don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll encounter mysterious strangers who offer to give your incorrect pizza to a homeless man. Who knows what kind of crazy antics will ensue!

Experience the thrill of running from a giggling, cigarette-smelling man as you try to escape with your correct pizza order. Will you make it to safety in time? Will your great grandma forgive you for running to the car? Only on our server will you find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t be the AITA, be the hero of your own ridiculous story!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, banner, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, Event, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3095
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us for the “Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis” event where you’ll transform into a whole new character until December 23. Want to seek out some epic spirits? Then the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” event is perfect for you, live until December 16!

Our current character banner includes Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou! And don’t get us started on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Vortex Vanquisher – talk about OP weapons!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards are permanent, so you’ll always have something to look forward to. And who doesn’t love free Primogems? Redeemable codes are flying around like crazy!

So why wait? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted Ender Dragon riding a rainbow unicorn! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world.

CloudVale 4.0

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Emeralds Found:	2989
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

***MUST WHITELIST – GO TO THIS GOOGLE FORM TO WHITELIST: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSccG8kxb_NbqDbFh6YVO_xWavtFPZWop7UTALG9JNJpH6BmvA/viewform?usp=sharing Welcome to CloudVale 4.0! This is a unique lootbox server where if one kills a player, the attacker gets the victim’s loot and a box containing loot. The rarity increases per level of the victim. We also have quality of life updates that enhance the user experience, like SimpleVoiceChat, teams, and tpa. The server is also owned by a courteous and well respected staff that you can find in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yABW93eHw6 This server also has a high percentage uptime, so you can play almost any time you wish!

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Tall Tower Minecraft Server

awkward hugs, back pain, head bumps, ill-fitting clothes, lack of leg space, low kitchen counters, Minecraft, Server, Tall, tall life, tall people problems, tall person annoyances, tall person challenges, tall person complaints, tall person difficulties, tall person discomfort, tall person grievances, tall person inconveniences, tall person issues, tall person woes, tall problems, tall struggles, Tower

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP

computer accessories, computer addiction, computer addiction recovery, computer addiction support, computer addiction treatment, computer equipment, Computer Gaming, Computer Hardware, Computer Mouse, computer peripherals, computer upgrades, ergonomic mouse, gaming gear, gaming mouse, Jit, kinda, Minecraft, Mouse, new mouse, OD on jit, optical mouse, smp, Tech Gadgets, Technology, wireless mouse

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	1324
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new mouse in your inventory? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, you’ll be OD’ing on jit in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of diamond armor? Trust us, you won’t be bored here.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of their favorite memes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the village square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is overflowing with random items.

Hyperfixation Minecraft

ad astra, Exploration, Extreme reactors, Forge, Hyperfixation Craft, Hyperfixation Minecraft, Immersive Engineering, Minecolonies, Modded, Optional, PvP, Refined Storage, Survival, Tech

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mines Excavated:	1613
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

MODDED – Hyperfixation Craft on forge

Healthy mix of exploration and tech, tech being entierly optional. Contains minecolonies, immersive engineering, extreme reactors, ad-astra, refined storage

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Arcane Anime & Manga Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, animation, Anime, Arcane, battle, Characters, esports, FANTASY, league of legends, Lore, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, parallel universe, Popular, Powers, Riot Games, Server, storytelling, video game adaptation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8296	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Emeralds Found:	5200	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Anime Cosplay Contest, where players can show off their best anime-inspired skins and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Sword of Otaku, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of ramen noodles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had!

Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP

AI chatbots, Artificial Intelligence, children, DATING, ELIMINATION, gay conversion therapy, Girls, heavy objects, History, homo sapiens, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loving, male role, male sapiens, Minecraft, sexual paradise, smp, Technology, techsavvy, White boys, Young girls

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	1270	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8953
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being replaced by AI chatbots and feeling lonely in the age of technology? Join our Minecraft SMP where young, lonely men can find their true potential through gay conversion therapy! Say goodbye to isolation and hello to a sexual paradise with us. Who needs heavy lifting when you can have a blast in our outrageous server? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

SpacePortMC

Adventure, aliens, astronaut, Cosmic, Extraterrestrial, futuristic, Galaxy, Interstellar, Mini Games, Moon, outer space, Planets, PvP, Sci Fi, space exploration, spacecraft, Stars, Starship, Technology, telescope, Universe, warp drive

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

We are a brand new network launched in 2024. Come join SpacePortMC

We currently offer an amazing KBFFA Server And Gens And More coming soon

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SpriteMC

1.18, 1.21.2, Cross-Play, Hardcore, Modalities, Network, spritemc, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2307	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4702
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

network with modalities in process, at the moment we have survival but many more modalities are coming. 1.18/1.21.2

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Crafty Space Odyssey Minecraft Server

Announcements, Chat, Communication, Community, Crafty, Digital, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, forum, Group Chat, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, News, odyssey, online platform, Server, social media, Space, Subscribers, Technology, tele channel, Telegram, Updates

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than our tele chan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Just saddle up and soar through the skies, raining down chaos on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our tele chan today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).