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RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

affordability, blocks, Budget, cost, costly, Expenditure, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, high-priced, inflation, Lavish, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Opulent, Overpriced, price tag, smp, unaffordable, unattainable, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

MineFitTips

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	4486	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8672	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Enchantments Applied:	194	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

AstaGhFiruLLaH_MiNeCrAfT_SmP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!