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Slurp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Void Gems Collected:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Pepe Moon Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

altcoins, ASSES, Boys, Crypto, cryptocurrency, dump, EXCITEMENT, FOMO, hype, investing, low point, memes, Minecraft, Moon, mooning, Pepe, Pump, room, slurp, smp, speculation, Trading, Waiting, waiting room

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6883	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Pepe is about to moon and you don’t want to miss it! This server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of slurping (don’t ask, just do it). Trust us, you won’t regret it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooo!

chomp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure! chomp munch slurp

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Tomoso Sip & Slurp – Where the vanilla Minecraft is just as tasty as the small community!

Active, Adventure, Chill, Community, Discord, Economy, English, Events, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Papermc, Play, Plugins, Relax, rules, Server, Shops, Sip, slurp, Small, speaking, Survival, Tasty, Tomoso, Vanilla, Variety

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Economy	Diamond-based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Language	English speaking
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are meant to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone on the server. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: Can I create my own land claims?

A: No, we do not allow land claims on the server to preserve the original Minecraft feel and promote community interaction.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by adding the server IP to your Minecraft multiplayer server list. If you have any issues joining, feel free to reach out on our Discord server for assistance.

MineCraftyFags

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

Modded Vanilla [1.20.4] [Vanilla Survival] [Datapack]

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

A Vanilla Minecraft Server with a strong focus on community, driven by a self-made Datapack.

Everything on this server that is not in vanilla Minecraft has been added through a self-made Datapack. There are no game-altering mods nor plugins at all.

Features- Bi-Weekly Server Events– Mine Spawners with Silktouch– Set your Home– Sleep-Voting– 1.14.3-style God-Armor– Custom Structures generating throughout the World– Anti-Cheat– Discord Server with over 250 friendly Players– Over 250 custom Crafting Recipes– Customize Armorstand Poses– TPA to your Friends– Combine & Overlay Banners– Move Trades between Villagers– Review your Death Coordinates– No Grief Protection– Nothing is locked behind a Paywall

Rules- No racial slurs– No insulting other players– No Cheating– Griefing is allowed but frowned upon

modded-vanilla.com

luthon

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Survival RPG server in Spanish with ranks, levels, classes, bosses, dungeons, crates, warps and texture pack.

Enter from 1.19.4 to the latest Version!

172.93.110.4

ButterMC

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you looking for a fun and friendly Minecraft server to join? Look no further than ButterMC, the smoothest server around! ButterMC is available for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play with your friends no matter what device they use. ButterMC offers two amazing gamemodes: EarthSMP and Oneblock. In EarthSMP, you can explore a 1:1000 scale map of the real world, claim your own land, and interact with other players. In Oneblock, you start with a single block and have to survive and expand your island with the resources that appear. Both gamemodes are full of surprises and challenges, so you’ll never get bored. Join ButterMC today and see for yourself why it’s the best Minecraft server ever!

71.196.81.211

Barus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Survival PvP Server 1.20 onwards Survival with pot pvp zone and Crystal PVP without economy or paytowin, join and get your equipment for battle

199.127.62.162:19001

Simply Vanilla Public

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome To the Simply Vanilla…. PUBLIC SMP! public.simplyvanilla.ovh Join Right Now!

You may have seen similair posts to this one advertising our amazing whitelisted SMP which has a focus on community involvement, vanilla gameplay and no resets…

Well im happy to announce the launch of our new public SMP! Here we have the same goal of creating a fun, welcoming world and community without the mess of random plugins and mods that most servers have however now you do not need to apply, you can join the action straight away!

This is your chance at the Simply Vanilla Experience with a brand new map! No applications required!

We run a strong host for 24/7 uptime and amazing performance with 100% vanilla gameplay, while still keeping the features everybody loves such as dynmap to view the amazing map you create and proximity voice chat to easily chat with other members!

Join the server at public.simplyvanilla.ovh you can also join our growing discord to interact with the community – https://discord.gg/4eR5KcEHJ3

You can also apply for our whitelisted SMP if you would like, join the discord for that server here – https://discord.gg/7z3gGZbMm3

public.simplyvanilla.ovh

CubeHaven A Play To Win Server

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

In a seemingly chaotic world, our ambition is to cultivate a community of like-minded individuals who support each other’s growth and well-being.

Our purpose is to build a community of thinkers with shared values and principles, extending this connection beyond the realm of Minecraft to the real world.

We focus on providing an enjoyable play-to-win experience for our lovely gamers because we care. We care about your feelings. We care about your gameplay. We care about ensuring a fair environment for everyone.

Key Features: • A play-to-win environment where skill and teamwork are rewarded • Unique custom features and events tailored to our community’s interests • A supportive and ambitious community that fosters growth and camaraderie • A dedicated moderation and support team to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience

mc.cubehaven.net

Saso Haven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to Saso Haven – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Economy Experience! Our cozy and chill server offers a range of exciting features, including shops, ranks, PvP, and more. Immerse yourself in a bustling marketplace, progress through our unique ranking system, engage in thrilling player-versus-player battles, or build a beautiful home and live a peaceful life! Our warm and friendly community welcomes players of all levels, fostering collaboration and friendship. Join us on Saso Haven for an unforgettable adventure, where you can explore vast landscapes, build dream structures, and connect with like-minded players. Follow us on social media for updates on events and contests. Saso Haven – Your safe haven in Minecraft!

play.sasohaven.net

Emerald Skies

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Emerald Skies! We are a friendly, English only speaking community. We run a 1.20.4 java/bedrock server so we can include everyone! We are a survival server but with a bit of added flair: GriefPrevention – Claim your land to stop griefers from attacking. The more you play, the more claimblocks you will accrue!

PlayerWarps – for a small in-game fee, create your own warp and allow others to see your shop/builds easily!

Shops – Want to sell your cobblestone to the masses? Warp to Market and rent a plot there, create a shop and sell/trade/buy anything you want.

Marriage – You can marry that special someone and get added bonuses shared between you including shared xp.

Duels – Want to arrange a fair fight with someone where you can even bet money/items? Well duels will let you do that! With 5 different arenas, you’ll never get bored!

We have FREE ranks you can earn just by playing, we also have paid ranks for people who want to donate to the server but everything you get with paid ranks, you can get with the free ranks in time! You could even win a paid rank for free in the crates at spawn!

There is even more for you to discover, just follow the link to the community discord and request to be added to the whitelist. Discord link: https://discord.gg/WkSQX7fww3 We look forward to meeting you and for you to help build this community!

play.emeraldskies.uk

AtlantisVanilla

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Thank you for Voting for AtlantisVanilla.

AtlantisVanilla is a Shop Survival server focusing on Crystal PvP. By voting for the server you a helper the server gain more attention und that way making it a more enjoyable experience.

51.195.61.157:25580

Vaxel

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to Vaxel, your top EU Minecraft destination! Enjoy battles of Lifesteal, conquer challenges of Prison, and dominate SkyPvP. Join us for an unforgettable journey!

Version support: [1.7 – Latest]

play.vaxel.club