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Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

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Tomoso Sip & Slurp – Where the vanilla Minecraft is just as tasty as the small community!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla with select plugins

Economy Diamond-based economy

Land Claims No land claims

Server Version Papermc 1.20.6

Language English speaking

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FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are meant to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone on the server. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: Can I create my own land claims?

A: No, we do not allow land claims on the server to preserve the original Minecraft feel and promote community interaction.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by adding the server IP to your Minecraft multiplayer server list. If you have any issues joining, feel free to reach out on our Discord server for assistance.

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MineCraftyFags

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Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

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CraftyCulinaryCouples

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape traditional family roles and expectations. No more being forced into the kitchen by jealous family members – on our server, everyone is equal and free to do whatever they please.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the pressure of family obligations. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? So come on, join our server and leave the drama behind!

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DeoCraft: The Best Men’s Stick

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your stinky problems! Our server is like the best men’s deodorant – strong, reliable, and guaranteed to keep you fresh all day long (in Minecraft terms, that is). Join us and experience the sweet smell of success as you conquer epic quests, build amazing structures, and make friends with fellow players who definitely don’t smell like zombies. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stinky gameplay forever!

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Axel’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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hey u, yes u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well guess what, we have a player named Axel Rudakubana who is accused of murder in Southport! but don’t worry, he’s just as deadly in the game as he is in real life! join now for a chance to team up with a real life criminal and dominate the virtual world! who needs boring old servers when u can have this level of excitement?! come join us now, if u dare!

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Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

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HorseSwimCraft

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BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

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so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

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Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Economy	Diamond-based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Language	English speaking
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LuckyGem: Where AFK farming is the real grind, just like paying your taxes in real life.

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LuckyGem SMP Overview

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Description: LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. Founded in 2020, we value active participation, building friendships, and having fun. Join us in growing together!

Server Type: Whitelisted Server

Version: Latest Minecraft Version

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join LuckyGem SMP?

You must apply to play via our Discord. Put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

Is there a teleporting plugin on the server?

No, you can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel.

Is there an economy plugin on the server?

No, everyone is welcome to claim a stall and participate in our trust-based diamond economy.

Do you have a land claim plugin?

No, simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building!

What events and competitions can I participate in?

We host Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Everything on the server is built by players, for players. You can donate materials or build alongside other members to help fulfill the server’s vision.

Server Information

Active Discord: https://discord.gg/luckygem

Server IP: play.luckygemsmp.com

Hori’s Mad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Hori, the madman himself! He’s added so many crazy features that even Notch would be scratching his head in confusion.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

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SMPNikkeCraft – The General Minecraft SMP #2701

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are extra feisty and the loot is extra legendary!

We’ve got special events like JUVENILE DAYS where you can battle it out with your friends for epic rewards. And coming up, we have the Solo Raid: Mirror Container where you’ll face off against a boss so tough, even Herobrine would be shaking in his boots!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Ein and Anis: Sparkling Summer are here to join your team and kick some blocky butt. And don’t forget about our upcoming recruit Zwei, who is rumored to have the power to summon diamond armor out of thin air!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most outrageous loot you’ve ever seen! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

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SisterKickout Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of kicking your sister out of your virtual house and never looking back!

Build your own strict rules and watch as your virtual sister struggles to follow them, just like in real life! No guests, no music, and a curfew of 8 PM sharp – because who needs fun when you can have structure?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the satisfaction of denying your virtual sister a place to stay when she’s down on her luck. Show her who’s boss in this pixelated world of sibling rivalry!

Join now and let the drama unfold as you navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships in the most absurd way possible. Are you the asshole for refusing to help your sister after she kicked you out? Who cares, it’s Minecraft – anything goes!

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Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

Q: Can I create my own land claims?

Q: How do I join the server?