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EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

alcohol is poison, asian dude, bug language, car accident, dead end, driving home, driving team roster, drunk driver, early morning, EarlyDrive, gangstalk, gangstalking, Minecraft, neutral gear, night of drugs, open bottle of liquor, passed out, Recruitment, Server, skilled drunk driver, slumped over, tinted windows

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!

Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?

So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!

Hello How Are You Doing Today Minecraft SMP

asking, checking in, daily routine, doing.., general inquiry, Gratitude, hello, how are you, long tail tags: feeling good, Minecraft, okay, polite conversation, positive attitude, small talk, smp, Social Interaction, thanks, Today, well-being

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crops Grown:	8284
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the chickens wear top hats, and the creepers breakdance before exploding!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

AutisticCraft: No Complain Zone

adhd, autism, AutisticCraft, college, Communication, compassion, Complain, engineering student, Focus, Frustration, Grades, high functioning, interrupting class, interruption, loud talking, math class, medication, quiz, Social Skills, Sympathy, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of boring math quizzes being interrupted by random outbursts about ADHD medication? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where interruptions are encouraged and ADHD meds are optional!

Our server is filled with quirky characters like “M,” who may interrupt your building sessions with tales of his autism and demand compliments for his trans pin collection. But hey, who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment?

Don’t worry about focusing on important tasks, like quizzes or exams, because on our server, distractions are the name of the game! Who needs good grades when you can have a good time?

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun, no matter how loud or disruptive you may be. And remember, apologies are optional!

PoliSoccer Minecraft SMP

american culture, Analysis, comparison, Competition, controversy, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Division, election, Government, influence, leadership, Minecraft, policy making, PoliSoccer, power, smp, societal impact, Sport, strategy, teamwork, us politics

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

If US politics was a sport, it would definitely be Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of backstabbing, alliances, and epic battles for power. Our server is like Capitol Hill on steroids, with players scheming and plotting their way to the top. Will you be the next president of our blocky world? Join now and show off your political prowess in the most chaotic game of Minecraft you’ve ever played!

CraftyTales: UnbelievableEncounters

amazing, BIZARRE, CraftyTales, crazy, Experience, eXtraordinary, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Story, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounter, unbelievable event, unbelievable experience, unbelievable incident, unbelievable moment, unbelievable narrative, unbelievable story, unbelievable tale, UnbelievableEncounters

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchantments Applied:	168	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

So, picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena around you. And you’re like, “What the pork is going on here?!” But then you realize you’ve stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created.

Join our server for a chance to witness the craziest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. We’ve got llamas riding minecarts, chickens doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have in your inventory with those babies!

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your piggy bank filled with diamonds). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CyberCraft Server: Russian Hackers Unleashed

Agencies, cyber attacks, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital threats, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, hackers, HACKING, information warfare, intelligence unit, international relations, notorious, Russian, russian military, security breaches, Server, Unleashed, Warning, Western countries

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian spies hacking into other servers for your entertainment! watch as they infiltrate enemy bases and cause chaos with their cyber attacks. join the fun and see if you can outsmart the spies or join forces with them to take over the minecraft world. with non-stop action and thrilling espionage, this server is not for the faint of heart. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blood Pressure Blunders Server

American adults, at-home kits, Blood, blood pressure, blood pressure monitors, Blunders, cardiovascular health, health awareness, health implications, health monitoring, health risks, Healthcare, high blood pressure, home monitoring, hypertension, inaccurate results, incorrect readings, Medical Devices, Medical Equipment, medical technology, monitoring devices, PRESSURE, public health, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	6704	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

So, like, u know how u might be gettin’ the wrong blood pressure reads at home? Well, guess what? On this cray cray Minecraft server, we make sure u get the right blood pressure reads every time u log on! We got kits that are fitted perfectly so u don’t gotta worry about gettin’ it wrong. Join us now and be part of the 7% of American adults who actually know what their blood pressure is! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

FaZe Jev is a popular YouTuber and professional gamer known for his entertaining gaming content and skill in first-person shooter games such as Call of Duty. He is a member of the FaZe Clan, one of the most well-known gaming organizations in the world. Jev has amassed a large following on social media and YouTube for his humor, gameplay, and insightful commentary on gaming culture. His dedication to his craft and engaging personality have made him a standout figure in the gaming community.

Guntas Towny Junior High School

Chill, community driven economy, Economy, Guntas Towny, Jobs, junior high school, Land, Make Friends, Minecraft, mob farm, Resources, seasonal changes, Server, silk touch pickaxe, spawner, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ores Mined:	4440

Relaxing Lands server to chill and make friends. Experience seasonal changes with each season having a different effect on the environment. The economy is community driven and each player can set their own prices! Get a job or even 3 to earn more money to start a land or join a land and buy items and resources from other players. If you find a spawner you can mine it with a silk touch pickaxe and it will drop! You’ll be able to place it again and it will continue to spawn mobs, perfect for making a mob farm for your land!

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🌾 The Field of Chaos 🌾 Survival with a twist, come play today!

Chaos, citizen, Community, Demands, Evil Powers, fear, field, Flower Stand, Food Stand, Industry, Interior mods, Life Roleplay, magical elements, Mayor, members, Minecraft, Play, Protection, Server, smp, sorcery, Suggestions, Survival, Today, Twist, Village

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

The Field Minecraft Server
The Field is a Minecraft Modded server Community. We focus heavily on the Demands of our Members.

Our Idea: 💡
We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

Our Idea: 💡

We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

Features and Reasons to join: ✅
We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review. Dedicate some time to Obtain the Evil Powers of Magic and Insert fear into the Poor Villagers. 😈 OR Dedicate some time to Obtain the Powers of Magic and Insert a sense of Protection into the Hard working Villagers 😇 Unique Community and SMP style Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players Easy to learn mechanics (Along side some secrets not even the best know about yet) Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (Including Special Swords), etc. Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic (Extremely rarely you will find Players already knowing these things. It’s up to you to teach them or keep it to yourself… for whatever suspicious reason Many Structures and redesigned Villages Frequent and Active Community events

Features and Reasons to join: ✅

We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review.
Dedicate some time to Obtain the Evil Powers of Magic and Insert fear into the Poor Villagers. 😈
OR Dedicate some time to Obtain the Powers of Magic and Insert a sense of Protection into the Hard working Villagers 😇
Unique Community and SMP style
Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players
Easy to learn mechanics (Along side some secrets not even the best know about yet)
Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (Including Special Swords), etc.
Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic (Extremely rarely you will find Players already knowing these things. It’s up to you to teach them or keep it to yourself… for whatever suspicious reason
Many Structures and redesigned Villages
Frequent and Active Community events

Join The Field Minecraft Server:
Join Here • The Field

FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?	A: You can join The Field Minecraft Server by clicking on the provided link here to join our Discord community.
Q: What sets The Field apart from other Minecraft servers?	A: The Field offers a unique community and SMP style gameplay with a focus on magical elements, sorcery, and player interactions. We also prioritize listening to our community’s suggestions and implementing new features based on their feedback.
Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on The Field?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our Discord server and server announcements.
Q: Can I create my own unique story and roleplay on The Field?	A: Absolutely! The Field encourages players to create their own stories, characters, and roleplay within the server’s lore. Whether you want to be a powerful sorcerer or a humble villager, the choice is yours.

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

cattle’s opinion, emotions, fuck you money, GASLIGHT, mental health, Minecraft, negative emotions, negative self view, outward appearance, psychopath, psychopathmaxxed, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, SelfLoathing, Server, sociopathmaxxing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5324	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of feeling down on yourself? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we have psychopathmaxxed and gotten rid of all those negative self views and emotions.

Think you made a mistake? Just gaslight yourself into thinking it doesn’t matter! Who cares about YOUR emotions anyway? Only the outward appearance matters, and if the opinions of the cattle (aka other players) don’t affect you, then you can go mask off and flaunt your psychopath and sociopathmaxxing skills.

Start psychopath and sociopathmaxxing TODAY on our insane Minecraft server! Who needs feelings when you can dominate the virtual world with your lack of empathy and remorse? Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!