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Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Mobile Gaming Isn’t the Worst

Angry birds, App Games, arcade games, Backstab, Crafty, Cut the Rope, dead space, flappy bird, Fruit Ninja, Gaming, Gangstar Rio, hill climb racing, Isnt, mass effect, McCraftface, mobile, mobile app, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, Modern Combat 4, N.O.V.A. 3, popular games, subway surfers, WORST

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper’s Delight”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

Boycott, Concept, Craft, Evasion, failsafe post, Flag, GLOWNIGGERS, idea.., illegal taxes, income taxes, IRS, LOGISTICS, matrix, millions, networked, PLEDGE, Rebellion, safety in numbers, Server, strategy, strategy draft, Tax, tax rebellion, Technical, Ultimate, Website

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021

Tranny-Kun’s Revenge: Day 1 of Z2Cuck’s Demise – A LOLtastic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Votes:	4635
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against an army of evil chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Maybe today is the day you’ll discover the true meaning of LOLs and blocky madness!

Soul Eater’s Blocky Buffet

action, Adventure, Anime, Black star, blocky, buffet, dark fantasy, Death City, Death the Kid, Eaters, Excalibur, madness, Maka Albarn, Manga, Resonance, Shibusen, shinigami, Soul, soul eater, Soul Evans, Supernatural, Tsubaki, weapon meister, witch

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8316	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the digital realms of Minecraft, there lies a magical land known as Black Star. It is said that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive its treacherous challenges and claim its hidden treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures you will ever come across. From pixelated unicorns to fire-breathing chickens, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that you have the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Black Star and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Blocky Babes & Building Bros: Where Creepers Explode and Chickens Lay Eggs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a spicy creeper explosion? Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy surprises and steamy adventures! Our world is filled with hot chicks ready to spread their legs for you…and maybe even show off their blocky beavers! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wildest Minecraft server around – join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

ThunderCraft: Where lightning strikes and diamonds sparkle! LOL

bedtime, Country, Cozy, diamonds, HARD, Lightning, lol, Nature, Peaceful, Rain, Relax, restful, Sleep, sleep peacefully, sleep sounds, sleep well, sparkle, Storming, stormy night, stormy nights, stormy weather, strikes, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm, tonight, weather

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Towns Built:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring, storm-free nights in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, every night is a wild thunderstorm extravaganza! Get ready to snuggle up in your virtual bed and enjoy the soothing sound of rain and thunder while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. Build a farm and start breeding these magical creatures to create your own army of flying bacon warriors.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep underground that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where the ground is made of cheddar and the trees are made of gouda?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds during a thunderstorm with flying pigs and cheese dimensions?

10 Years Later Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course). But beware, the llama is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Head over to our exclusive disco party island, where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton, he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not enter our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players must construct the wackiest, most outrageous structures in a race against time. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend!

Leprechaun Land: Where Irish are OP and creepers are subhu-

Apologize.., CREEPERS, irish, Irish are subhu, Irish are subhu apologize, Land, Leprechaun, subhu

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the Irish are actually subhuman and you can apologize for it! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server lag). Build a castle made entirely of potatoes, ride pigs into battle against zombie leprechauns, and participate in our weekly “Pot o’ Gold” treasure hunts where the prize is a lifetime supply of lucky charms. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	451386
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4673	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most scenepilled nodemaxxing edition you’ll ever find! Join us for Demo Days where you can showcase your wildest creations and compete for the title of Minecraft Master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers – can you outsmart them and claim your riches?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Diamonds & Drama: Where Creepers Explode and Players Troll, but Love Conquers All!

Bigotry, Conquers, CREEPERS, diamonds, discrimination, Drama, explode, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful discrimination, harmful ideology, harmful language, harmful mindset, harmful prejudice, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, harmful thoughts, harmful words, Hate Speech, intolerance, love, Misogyny, Players, Transphobia, troll, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner villain and take out your frustrations on virtual characters? Look no further! Join our server where you can let out all your pent-up rage against women and trannies in a safe and pixelated environment. Build a fortress to keep them out, create traps to catch them, or just go on a virtual rampage – the possibilities are endless! So come join us and let’s rid the world of these “pointless beings” together. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is intended (we promise). See you in the game!