Slump – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MineCraftTeslaTrillionaire
#Automotive, Decline, electric vehicles, elon musk, finance, growth, Investment, Market Cap, market trends, market value., MineCraftTeslaTrillionaire, nasdaq, shareholders, Slump, stock, stock market, Technology, tesla, trading volume, Trillion, volatility
lol come join our minecraft server where we build houses out of tesla cars cuz their market cap is sinking faster than a lead balloon. stonks go down, but fun goes up on this server. we ride elon musk’s rocket ship to the moon and back, collecting diamonds and emeralds along the way. forget about stocks, invest in virtual blocks on our server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the stock market crash. join now before elon musk himself bans us from the server for being too wild.

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New Server IP
DepressCraft: Rise from the Slump
DepressCraft, Rise, Slump
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like there’s no light at the end of the tunnel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical potion that turns all your cobblestone into diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, no more endless hours of digging for those precious gems, just drink our potion and watch the riches flow in!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret village hidden in the clouds where players have reported feeling a sense of euphoria and happiness like never before. Some say that just being in the presence of our pixelated villagers can cure any sadness or despair. So come join us and experience the joy and wonder of our mystical server!
And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the mundane world for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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New Server IP
Lazy Euro SMP Player
athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

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New Server IP
EarthlySMP
Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny
Ever wanted to play on a server with the earth world map, but it had long queue’s or wasn’t what you were looking for? Well look no further! EarthlySMP has a world map of the earth in a 1:750 scale, fun mods like Create, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka, Create: Steam and rail and other themed mods! We have the concept of starting off Secondary Industrial Revolution and slowly revolutionizing further till we get to presence, and then even the future! Anyone can claim any unclaimed land or simply fight over some claimed land!
noxxon.fun

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New Server IP
Guardian Craft
Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival
Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further! Welcome to Guardian Craft – where the excitement never ends and the adventures are boundless!
GuardianCRAFT isn’t just any Minecraft server – it’s a thriving community bursting with energy and enthusiasm! Dive into an immersive gaming experience like no other, surrounded by like-minded players who share your passion for exploration and creativity.
Immerse yourself in our custom terrain generation and witness breathtaking landscapes that will leave you in awe! Our meticulously crafted world is the perfect backdrop for your wildest adventures. From towering mountains to lush forests, every corner of GuardianCRAFT is waiting to be explored!
Powered by the latest Minecraft version 1.20.4, Guardian Craft delivers an unparalleled gaming experience that’s both thrilling and optimized for maximum performance. Say goodbye to lag and hello to smooth gameplay – even with our stunning custom terrain generation and a plethora of plugins!
Worried about compatibility? Fear not! Guardian Craft is hassle-free and requires no additional installations. Simply connect and play – it’s that easy!
Join our vibrant community and connect with fellow adventurers from around the globe! With our dedicated staff and tight-knit community, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. Get ready to forge new friendships and create lasting memories!
Guardian Craft has everything you could ever dream of in a Minecraft server, and more! So, what are you waiting for? Join the excitement today and embark on the ultimate Minecraft journey!
mc.guardiancraft.org

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New Server IP
Kingdom_SMP
Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Whitelist
this is the mystical SMP for everyone to join-KINGDOM SMP-make your own base and build a clan to fight each other-come and join the fight
thekingdomsmp.apexmc.co

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New Server IP
Hyde Network
Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival
Hyde Network Earth SMP! Join us today to enjoy the best Earth SMP on Minecraft! We have active staff and an active community for you to take part in!
104.224.54.247

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New Server IP
Better MC Server
Earth, FTB, PvE, Survival Games
Public Better MC server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!
Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju
Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/
BetterMC.SilverKeepMC.com:25562

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New Server IP
Olympus Peace Server
Cross-Play, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla
Greetings, fellow adventurers! Step into a realm where peace reigns supreme and endless adventures await. Olympus Peace Minecraft Server is your gateway to a world brimming with creativity, camaraderie, and boundless exploration. Join us as we embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and forge lasting friendships in a tranquil haven crafted for all who seek refuge from the chaos.
Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a novice builder, there’s a place for you in our community. Our dedicated staff ensures a safe and welcoming environment for players of all backgrounds and ages. So gather your tools, summon your courage, and prepare to ascend to the heights of Olympus Peace.
125.253.92.217:25735

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New Server IP
EnderGen
Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP
The Best server in Minecraft! Has Earth SMP | PvP | Creative and more in development! Become the richest player, play PvP with old combat mechanics and build what you want in Creative! Explore also the earth in Survival with your friends.
Endergen.net

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New Server IP
HyperPeran SMP
Survival, Survival Games
HyperPeran SMP is an og minecraft community with strong past and future, join and shape it’s shape by your mark.
135.125.52.204:25613

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New Server IP
OG SMP
Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding
OG SMP Anarchy is a no-holds-barred Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme. Immerse yourself in the true essence of Anarchy gameplay, where there are minimal rules, no restrictions, and survival is entirely up to you. If you thrive in an environment where anything goes, then OG SMP Anarchy is your ultimate Minecraft destination.
play.ogsmp.online

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New Server IP
Asgard War Server
Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival
Join our dynamic and exhilarating server, meticulously crafted to deliver an immersive experience in survival, warfare, and player-versus-player action! Prepare yourself for a journey into a meticulously designed world teeming with challenges and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a fledgling survivor, there’s a place for you here amidst the adrenaline-fueled battles and strategic maneuvers. Sharpen your skills, fortify your defenses, and forge alliances as you navigate the rugged terrain and face off against formidable foes. Our server is a vibrant community waiting to welcome you, where every decision you make could mean the difference between triumph and defeat. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate adventure? Join us now and carve your legend in the annals of our server’s history!
15.235.181.220:25508

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