Sluggishness MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Depressed Pixel Pals

physical movements, sluggishness, visual cortex, PIXEL, depression

so, like, u know how sometimes ur brain feels like it’s moving at the speed of a snail? well, on our server, that’s a good thing! cuz we got the most abnormally slow neural dynamics in all of Minecraft! depressed? no problem! our visual cortex will match ur mood perfectly! and get this – the slower ur brain moves, the better ur chances of winning! cuz u gotta be super chill to navigate our insane obstacles and challenges. so come join us and experience the ultimate in brain sluggishness – it’s like a vacation for ur mind!

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LazyLootMinecraftSMP

idle behavior, laziness, lethargy, inertia, self-care

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

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TinyTrollsCraft: Where we settle all debates about Tiny10 and Tiny11 in the most ridiculous ways possible!

debates, Tiny11, software, Problems, SETTLE

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Tiny10 and Tiny11.

Have you ever had your computer become sluggish after just six months of using Windows 10 or 11? It’s like a curse, I tell you! But fear not, for Tiny10 and Tiny11 are here to save the day! These magical versions of Windows are like a breath of fresh air for your computer, making it run smoother than a baby’s bottom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do Tiny10 and Tiny11 fix all your computer problems, but they also come with a guarantee that they are 100% free of malware. That’s right, no pesky viruses or spyware to worry about here!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wonders of Tiny10 and Tiny11 for yourself. Say goodbye to sluggish computers and hello to endless hours of gaming fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HypeCity

Unique Systems, Creative, Mafias, imagination, ONLINE

HypeCity v2, a new mod minecraft roleplay server in Romania, with unique systems, interesting jobs, 3 important factions + mafias and dirty stuff. On HypeCiy imagination becomes reality and reality imagination so don’t miss the opportunity and enter too

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

rejection, social constructs, PIXEL, incel, Involuntary

Are you tired of being called an “incel” in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where being an incel is not only accepted, but celebrated! We’ve created a safe space for all the involuntary celibates out there to build, mine, and craft to their heart’s content without any judgment.

Join us and experience a world where being an incel is a badge of honor. Build your own fortress to keep out all the chads and stacys, and mine for diamonds to show off to your fellow incels. Who needs love and companionship when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on down to our server and join the incel revolution. Let’s show the world that being an incel is not a curse, but a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might even find your incel soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

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Moocraft SMP: For Me, It’s Cows

smp, bovine creatures, cattle, beef cows, Livestock

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real MVPs are the cows! That’s right, these four-legged beauties are the true rulers of the land. Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic cow battles, where they duke it out for dominance over the pastures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered fiend who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken King yourself? Only time will tell.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past? Watch out for his ghostly blasts as you navigate the world, and pray that you don’t become his next victim.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the cows reign supreme, the chickens are royalty, and the creepers are… well, still creepers. It’s a world like no other, and we guarantee you’ll have a blast (literally)!

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CraftyQueerLand

Girlfriend, destroy, ACCUSATION, sex, body hair

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can work on your glutes and find love at the same time? Look no further! Join our server where you can meet your gym buddy soulmate and hit leg days together twice a week.

Our server is filled with friendly gay men who will motivate you to pump those glutes and achieve the bodybuilder look of your dreams. Plus, we have a strict no body hair policy, because who needs body hair when you’re busy crafting your perfect physique?

But beware, drama may ensue! Just like in real life, relationships can get complicated on our server. Will your gym buddy accuse you of cheating with men just because you’re not in the mood for some post-workout fun? Will accusations of homophobia tear friendships apart? Find out on our server!

So join now and experience the wild world of gym romance, glute gains, and unexpected relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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PastPalsCraft

missed opportunity, regret, PastPalsCraft, reconciliation, long lost conversation

If you could talk to an important person in your life from the past but haven’t done so yet, who would it be then? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually do just that! We have a special plugin that allows you to communicate with spirits from the past, so you can finally have that heart-to-heart with your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma Mildred. She’s got some juicy gossip to spill, let me tell ya! Join our server now and start chatting with your long-lost relatives today!

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AquaCraft Minecraft Server

CASE, Corporation, Business, payment, Legal

LOL OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A FINE FRENCH MINERAL WATER, BUT BETTER! WE GOT NESTLE WATER VIBES, BUT WITHOUT THE BAD PRESS! JOIN US AND PAY A €2 MILLION FINE TO RESOLVE ALL YOUR MINECRAFT WOES! WE GOT WATER, WE GOT MINERALS, WE GOT CASES OF GOOD TIMES WAITING FOR YOU! COME ON IN AND MAKE A SPLASH WITH US!

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BlocktopiaEU

financial assets, international relations, political tension, economic impact, financial sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

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