sluggishness – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Depressed Pixel Pals

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so, like, u know how sometimes ur brain feels like it’s moving at the speed of a snail? well, on our server, that’s a good thing! cuz we got the most abnormally slow neural dynamics in all of Minecraft! depressed? no problem! our visual cortex will match ur mood perfectly! and get this – the slower ur brain moves, the better ur chances of winning! cuz u gotta be super chill to navigate our insane obstacles and challenges. so come join us and experience the ultimate in brain sluggishness – it’s like a vacation for ur mind!

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LazyLootMinecraftSMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

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TinyTrollsCraft: Where we settle all debates about Tiny10 and Tiny11 in the most ridiculous ways possible!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Tiny10 and Tiny11.

Have you ever had your computer become sluggish after just six months of using Windows 10 or 11? It’s like a curse, I tell you! But fear not, for Tiny10 and Tiny11 are here to save the day! These magical versions of Windows are like a breath of fresh air for your computer, making it run smoother than a baby’s bottom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do Tiny10 and Tiny11 fix all your computer problems, but they also come with a guarantee that they are 100% free of malware. That’s right, no pesky viruses or spyware to worry about here!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wonders of Tiny10 and Tiny11 for yourself. Say goodbye to sluggish computers and hello to endless hours of gaming fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Babylon MC VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Babylon MC
+ Large player base	+ Classic Minecraft survival experience
+ Diverse game modes	+ No cheating/hacking allowed
+ Custom mini-games	+ Tight-knit community
+ Active forums and events	+ No pay-to-win features
– Can be overwhelming for new players	– Limited server features (no /sethome, /tpa)

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Hypixel?	Simply connect to the server IP: mc.hypixel.net
Are there any server rules?	Yes, Hypixel has a set of rules that all players must follow.
Can I invite my friends to play on Hypixel with me?	Yes, you can party up with friends and play together in various game modes.

Babylon MC FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Babylon MC?	Apply for whitelist through their Discord server.
Is there a limit on the number of players on Babylon MC?	Since it is a vanilla server, there may be a limit to maintain server performance.
What makes Babylon MC different from other servers?	Babylon MC offers a pure, classic Minecraft survival experience without any additional features like /sethome or /tpa.

MineCrafty Legends – Digging for Victory!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Imagine this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft apocalypse. Creepers riding pigs, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons breakdancing – it’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has its own version of a collection event called the “Urban Assault” event. Fight off hordes of killer bunnies and killer llamas to earn exclusive loot and rewards. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have our own LAN playoffs where players battle it out in intense matches to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with blocks and swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to pack some extra pickaxes and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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Creepin’ Crafters: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers where everything is just made to be broken? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and let the world see the true Minecraft master that you are. We have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this one. So come on, show us who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

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Krafting chaos with pumpkins on PumpKraft Modded MC server! Join the fun now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Modpack	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.8.0hf
Server IP	pr2.pumpkraft.net

Extra Features

Toggleable PvP status
Claim protection
Homes/rtp/tpa system
Playtime ranks
Trade shops

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join directly using the server IP provided: pr2.pumpkraft.net
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/pumpkraft
What modpack is used on the server?	The server uses Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.8.0hf
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, some of the extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and trade shops.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, the community strives to be positive and productive for everyone, and all are welcome to join.

Crafty Creepers: Where AI porn and self-love reign supreme

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Are you tired of spending all day making AI porn and masturbating? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant phallic structures is not only accepted, but encouraged! Who needs AI porn when you can create your own pixelated masterpieces? Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of balancing work and play. So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog hidden deep within the lava-filled caves.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party where you can boogie down with rainbow-colored horses all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

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Welcome to the server where crates are more important than your survival skills! Join CrateSMP S2 for chaos and cross-platform fun!

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CrateSMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Crates	Special crates with rewards
Custom Items	Unique items created for the server
Community	Active and friendly player base
SMP	Survival Multiplayer gameplay
PVP	Player vs Player combat
Fast Ping	Low latency for smooth gameplay
CPVP	Competitive PVP modes
Events	In-game events and activities
Daily Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players

FAQ

Q: What is the IP address of the CrateSMP server?

A: The IP address is CrateSMP.xyz and the port is 19123.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are regular in-game events and activities for players to participate in.

Q: How do I get access to the crates and custom items?

A: Crates and custom items can be obtained through gameplay or special events.

Q: Is the server PVP-focused?

A: The server offers both PVP and SMP gameplay, catering to different playstyles.

ClikaCraft VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	ClikaCraft
– Large player base – Wide variety of game modes – Custom mini-games – Regular updates and events – Strong anti-cheat system – Active community forums	– Unique survival experience – Custom world with surprises – Adorable pets and exciting classes – Treasure-filled chests – Intuitive menus – Friendly and exciting environment

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	ClikaCraft
How large is the player base?	Hypixel has a very large player base, with thousands of players online at any given time.	ClikaCraft has a smaller but dedicated community of players.
What game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, Skyblock, and more.	ClikaCraft focuses on a unique survival experience with customizable world features.
Are there custom features?	Yes, Hypixel has custom mini-games and regular updates with new features and events.	ClikaCraft offers adorable pets, exciting classes, treasure-filled chests, and more custom features.
Is the environment friendly?	While Hypixel has an active and diverse community, it can sometimes be competitive.	ClikaCraft promotes a friendly and exciting environment for players to enjoy.

Prushka’s Shake Shack Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind (literally)! Our Prushka shakes are not your average milkshakes – they’re made with real diamonds and emeralds for that extra bling bling. And the best part? Drinking one will give you superpowers in the game! Want to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature so elusive and hairy that players have reported seeing him dance the Macarena in the forest. Join our server and embark on a quest to find Bigfoot, but be warned, he’s a master of disguise and may be hiding in plain sight as a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for those Prushka shakes!

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Rails & Fails: The Messy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further because our server is full of faces you’ll want to rail until they’re a sloppy mess! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane shenanigans.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!

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